Love Me, Are You Afraid?

Cats love fish, dogs love bones, and turtles love mung beans.

...In the end, different kinds have different tastes.

When looking for a partner, people consider looks, figure, age, wealth, and character.

...Anyway, there has to be some kind of connection.

Shangguan Lin fell for Mu Shan because she cuts fish with a small knife and barely spills any blood, and can take on the world with a single scalpel.

Mu Shan took a liking to the goofy Lin, and summed it up in just eight words.

Reader's guide: Older woman-younger man romance, with an age gap of four years and five months.

The leads are both eccentric, goofy, shameless lunatics. Expect absurd melodrama, two virgins, and a happy ending.

Chapters are written in advance, and I won't abandon this. No reposting, please.

The medical content is purely made up. Medical professionals, please don't flame me.

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[My upcoming story: Springtime for All Things]

One day in March, Lu Xi caught Shen Qiao's eye.

She wore ripped jeans, had colorful hair ties in her hair, and a dried weed from the roadside between her lips. She grinned at him with a crooked, devilish smile.

She said, "On the third day of the third month, all things spring to life. I'm getting in the mood."

Then she kissed him.

Years later, Shen Qiao pinned her against the bathroom wall and kissed her. "What, you think you can steal my first kiss and not take responsibility?"

* A gentle, harmless, and breathtakingly beautiful fake flower of a man x a real street brawler of a woman who takes on the world and stirs up trouble

* A genuine campus-set rural romance

* Spanning 2007-2017

* Childhood sweethearts, saving each other

[My upcoming story: The Grim Reaper Is Still Afraid of Ghosts Today]

Su Yu has worked in the underworld as a grim reaper for three hundred years. He sees ghosts every day, but still can't get over his fear of them!

Other grim reapers make capturing souls look easy. He brings out all eighteen kinds of martial arts and all thirty-six sets of magical tools!

The souls he catches are usually either bleeding from every orifice or with their guts torn open, so the user feedback is terrible!

As a result, he hasn't gotten a promotion or a raise in three hundred years. He's so poor he can't even afford magical tools anymore.

You could say he's had a pretty miserable time as a civil servant in the underworld.

Then one day, while out in the countryside to capture a soul, he meets Zhai Jia, a wealthy woman with the ability to see spirits...

Zhai Jia corners him and confesses her love by force.

Su Yu: "I don't date older women!"

Zhai Jia: "You've been alive for over three hundred years, and I'm only twenty-eight. You're telling me you don't date older women?"

Su Yu: "Then... I don't date women young enough to be my granddaughter."

Zhai Jia tosses a stack of hell banknotes on the ground. "Still need to buy those soul-catching tools?"

Su Yu: "..."

And so begins a love between a human and a ghost that moves heaven and earth!

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