Actually, I'm a Man

Zuo Zheng ran into the worst thing that had ever happened to him. He woke up one morning to find that he had not only transmigrated into a woman's body, but had become the second female lead in a romance novel, a textbook vicious rival... What was he supposed to do? To stay alive, Zuo Zheng had no choice but to follow the script as best he could, helping the male and female leads develop a healthy, lasting romance. But, but, but, he might have the role of the second female lead, but his body was still male! Could everyone stop saying so casually that he should marry someone and have a baby? He couldn't give birth! Then, one day, Zuo Zheng finally snapped and blurted out, "Actually, I'm a guy!" The CEO exclaimed, "Oh? Take off your pants and let me see." Zuo Zheng: "...The door's over there. See yourself out." This is a silly, sweet story. The author's logic is dead, and there are plot twists everywhere. The pairing is strictly one-on-one. Updates are guaranteed before midnight every night. If I'm in a good mood, there may be bonus chapters, though the timing is unpredictable, so feel free to drop by and check! If this story isn't for you, please hit X and leave as soon as you can. I'm afraid my writing might scare you! And don't worry about my worldview... This story is also known as "When the Whole World Thinks You're a Woman," "Saving the World with Fake Love Nikki," and "The System Keeps Making Me Wear Women's Clothes." Cover designed by Wan Shi Wu. My best friend's story! ↓↓↓ My new story! ↓↓↓ My best friend's new story! ↓↓↓ Please add my author page to your favorites, mwah! New story, "Baby's Heart Is Bitter [Interstellar]": please support and bookmark! Daily updates are no dream! Mobile link: http://wap.jjwxc.net/book2/2614666 Web readers, click below ↓↓ Xu Baobao transmigrated into the future one day, becoming not only the most good-for-nothing youngest son of the Xu family, but also getting a fiance thrown in for free. His fiance was perfect in every way, except that his personality was a little strange. In public, he was serious and proper, the youngest major general in history with a bright future ahead. And in private? He was short-tempered and volatile, like a lunatic, tormenting Xu Baobao every day. Xu Baobao thought it was an illness and needed treatment, but no one in the entire Interstellar world believed him. So Xu Baobao started looking for evidence. He tried every method he could think of, but never managed to find proof of his fiance's crimes. Instead, his fiance had his way with him. Baobao felt so miserable. The story opens on December 7! Daily updates! Daily updates! Daily updates! (Important things must be said three times.) It's a silly, sweet story, so don't be scared! The author's intelligence is often offline. If you find a plot hole, just fill it in yourself! My CP's new story, "The All-Round Princess of the Interstellar World": please support and bookmark! Daily updates are no dream! Mobile link: http://wap.jjwxc.net/book2/2601742 Web readers, click below ↓↓ The model citizen Yu Yan was helping an old lady cross the street when he got hit by a car! Only after he was reborn did he learn that the old lady he'd helped was the grandmother of a god who had wandered into the human world. To repay him, the god gave him a chance to be reborn and granted him amazing abilities... From then on, he set out on the path to becoming a heartthrob across the entire Interstellar world. But before he could become a heartthrob, Yu Yan was getting married! His groom was the one true heartthrob of the entire Interstellar world, a 3S-level prince! Before the wedding: Interstellar Express reporter: Oh! A commoner is actually going to marry the prince? Unacceptable! Interstellar gossip crowd: Sob, sob, I won't stand for this! Don't marry my heartthrob! After the wedding: Interstellar Express reporter: No news of the princess getting pregnant since marrying the prince? Could the prince be asexual??? Interstellar gossip crowd: Sob, sob, I feel for the princess for 30 seconds QAQ Princess, marry me!! The prince: Heh. Asexual? I'll give them a baby and show them. A friendly warning: They fall in love after getting married. It's ridiculously indulgent, both leads are unbelievably fabulous, and it's a silly, sweet story with no logic and terrible writing. If it's not your thing, just quietly click the X =3= Theme: