[What do I do? I laid an egg! Help! Waiting online!] Posted by: I'm Movie Emperor Shao Jia. Views: 1
[Come home and I'll tell you!] Reply #2 by: My wife always runs away
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1. This story is also known as The Baby's Dad Isn't Human and I Laid an Egg, What Do I Do? Help! Waiting Online!
2. This is a story about an uke who, while taking revenge on scumbags, discovers that the seme isn't human, runs away with an egg, gets chased down, runs away again, and gets chased down again.
4. The author is not very bright, the author is not very bright, the author is not very bright. (Don't ask where #3 went...)
Please don't ask me to rank the chapters.
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Netizen 1: Movie emperor Luo Jia supposedly stole a role from movie emperor Shao Lun, and now they're on bad terms. I have proof!
Next day's headline: Two movie emperors dine together at a hotel, showing a friendly relationship.
Netizen 2: Luo Jia and Shao Lun have so much chemistry on and off screen. They definitely turned a fake romance into a real one! I'm shipping them!
Next day's headline: Movie emperor Luo Jia reveals that his girlfriend is a civilian.
Netizen 3: I saw movie emperor Luo Jia accompanying his girlfriend to the hospital's obstetrics department. Looks like wedding bells are coming soon!
Next day's headline: Luo Jia and Shao Lun go public with their relationship. Luo Jia is about to give birth.
Netizens 1, 2, and 3: Our faces are so swollen!
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Li Youran: General, please open your mouth wide.
The General: Are you sure? I only open my mouth wide when I'm hunting for food.
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Watch it again and give extra points to the author *^o^*!
Watch it again and give extra points to the author *^o^*!
Today last month, I saw the article by Clumsy Dada for the first time, and I was also introduced to my aunt... Today this month, the article by Chou Dada was successfully completed, and my aunt is here again. Such a weird fate is simply unbearable, so when will stupid dad open a new article, I will work hard with stupid dad to build socialism with Chinese characteristics~
Hey, hey, you're so stupid, it's over. Hey, the little baby hasn't grown up yet, I can't bear to leave him~
I have horns on my head and a tail behind me... The moment I saw the baby, my heart was singing. Although I don't have horns, I am still a little dragon.
The egg finally broke out of its shell, although the method is a bit weird (I guess only a stupid person can think of it), the egg-egg baby is so cute, babies are all cute
What will happen to Zhao Hao if he is not forgiven?
Hey, Jiang Zi's Zhao Hao is so pitiful~ I still want to laugh at Dan Su~~ Dan's father has worked hard for Dan's upright growth concept
I'm here again, stupid reader. I like small theaters the most, with all kinds of funny jokes and serious porn~
Why am I so happy when someone is going to suffer~
Watch it again and give extra points to the author *^o^*!
Watch it again and give extra points to the author *^o^*!
Today last month, I saw the article by Clumsy Dada for the first time, and I was also introduced to my aunt... Today this month, the article by Chou Dada was successfully completed, and my aunt is here again. Such a weird fate is simply unbearable, so when will stupid dad open a new article, I will work hard with stupid dad to build socialism with Chinese characteristics~
Hey, hey, you're so stupid, it's over. Hey, the little baby hasn't grown up yet, I can't bear to leave him~
I have horns on my head and a tail behind me... The moment I saw the baby, my heart was singing. Although I don't have horns, I am still a little dragon.
The egg finally broke out of its shell, although the method is a bit weird (I guess only a stupid person can think of it), the egg-egg baby is so cute, babies are all cute
What will happen to Zhao Hao if he is not forgiven?
Hey, Jiang Zi's Zhao Hao is so pitiful~ I still want to laugh at Dan Su~~ Dan's father has worked hard for Dan's upright growth concept
I'm here again, stupid reader. I like small theaters the most, with all kinds of funny jokes and serious porn~
Why am I so happy when someone is going to suffer~