Master, Your Disciple Isn't Stupid

Word has it that Lou Fuxue, an immortal from the Immortal Realm, had his foolish disciple kidnapped. Duan Lijia: You're the fool! Your whole family is foolish! Word has it that the foolish disciple who escaped wants to find his master a new wife. Lou Fuxue: It seems you really don't understand how I feel. Word has it that the escaped foolish disciple even wants to elope with someone else. Lou Fuxue [wearing a secretly passionate expression]: It seems I'll have to make a move myself. Duan Lijia's three wishes: 1. Escape from his master's grasp. 2. Find his secretly passionate master a considerate new wife. 3. Get his master to agree to marry him off to his buddy. A sweet tale of past and present lives~ How could we do justice to this xianxia premise without piling on the melodrama? Repeat after Huanhuan three times: Master only loves Xiao Lizi. Master only loves Xiao Lizi. Master only loves Xiao Lizi.