[Kuroko's Basketball] The Secret Admirer of Sakuragi

Hello, everyone. I'm Tonomura Sakiya. The person I like (crossed out) have a crush on is Kise Ryota, that pig--beep [censored]-- Ahem, enough self-deprecation. Hello, everyone. I'm Tonomura Sakiya, student council president of Kaijo High School. This story is called "President Tonomura's 20 Tips for Wooing a Model," "The Tonomura Family's Secret Inherited Art of Winning a Man's Heart," "President Tonomura's Guide to Having a Crush," "Kise Ryota Is Gay," "The Story of Kise Ryota's Darkening," "See How Kise Ryota Completely Loses It," "Sakiya-kun's Clingy Boyfriend," and "The Miserable Story of the Miracles' Visits." Let me repeat: Kise Ryota is gay. Say it with me: G-A-Y, GAY. What the heck? The model I've had a crush on for more than three years actually likes me? You're sure he's not messing with me? As student council president, I can't exactly shake him off, can I? What? He's not messing with me? Kise Ryota, do you think I'm blind? You have countless girls around you!! The Tonomura family's cool, poker-faced, secretly flirtatious little tsundere president, Sakiya-kun, and her crush on the super-popular model Kise Ryota. Hehehe~ Kise Ryota: Hey, Sakiya-chan, you really have a crush on me?! You're sure you're not messing with me? QAQ So get lost [facepalm]. *** *** Reader's guide: 1. This is a birthday fic for Kise Ryota, though really it's a romance dressed up in a Kuroko's Basketball skin. 2. The author's writing is awful, and I don't know how to cater to readers' tastes, so please bear with me. 3. The story is based on a friend of mine and the person she likes... I dedicate it to her and her beloved Kise. This is my first time writing Kise in a BG pairing, so it'll probably be a mess. 4. The author is a little busy, so I can't finish the whole story on June 18. Please understand.