The Empress Dowager's Man

A peerless eunuch seme is someone who dares to help other ukes get into trouble right in front of his own uke, then goes home and gets told: Kneel! Scrub! The laundry!

Lord Qiansui: Huh? But, Your Majesty, you're the Empress Dowager. I'm supposed to kneel to you anyway. ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

The Empress Dowager: I'll say it again. Don't! Call! Me! Your Majesty! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

A true powerful eunuch seme is someone who dares to call himself Qiansui and defy the Empress Dowager, embarrassing him at every turn, while always stealing kisses and taking advantage of him.

The Empress Dowager: ▼_▼ I hear you dare to call yourself Qiansui?

Lord Qiansui: That's right. You're Qiansui Qiansui Qianqiansui too, Your Majesty. That way we can go down together, share our hearts, and grow old together. (￣ˇ￣)/

Faced with a seme like this, Wen Yining, the first male Empress Dowager of the Jin Dynasty, can't even begin to calculate the size of the shadow cast over his heart. _(:зゝ∠)_

Only after the other man has thoroughly ravished him and pinned him to the bed does Wen Yining hear him ask with ill intent:

Wei Fengguo: “Your Majesty, aren't you afraid?”

“You're a eunuch. Your equipment was confiscated. What do I have to fear?”

“Eunuchs can still make you feel good.”

“It's probably just a jade dildo, a wooden one, or some fruit play. What do I have to fear?”

The man only smiles. “Your Majesty, you seem to have underestimated me, Qiansui...”

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Warnings:

1. Uke-centered story. √

2. Real eunuch seme × male Empress Dowager uke. Happy ending. √

3. The pairing will not be split up or reversed. √ Don't ask how a eunuch can be the seme. For details, ask my better half!

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