This story was completed on May 25, 2022. Thank you~!
My new novel, The God of War's Imperial Uncle Marries a Badass Black Girl, is now underway~
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Su Jianrong is a successful beauty and fashion blogger, and has always had exceptionally high standards for beauty.
After transmigrating, he discovered that he had arrived in a world of extreme stereotypes: the righteous dressed in white, the demonic sect in black, and the darker your eyeshadow, the more ruthless you were.
Su Jianrong: ...
Then he met the newly appointed sword-obsessed young leader of the demonic sect:
The young leader was naturally beautiful, yet had a fondness for fur-collared black capes and smoky eye makeup.
Through the iron bars, Su Jianrong watched in dismay. Under the moonlight, the young leader's eyes shone with wolfish intensity. “Greetings, senior. Could I ask you to teach me swordsmanship?”
Only then did Su Jianrong realize that, despite being a prisoner in chains, he was also the former number one under heaven and a master swordsman.
Looking at the moldy steamed bun in his hand, Su Jianrong said, “One chicken leg for a complete set of martial arts.”
The next day, chicken legs were piled in the prison until they formed a small mountain.
The young leader wore red pants and a green top. His eyes, covered in purple eyeshadow, sparkled. “Senior, please help yourself, ”
Su Jianrong: ...
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Zhong Jingcong, the demonic sect's leader, was extremely, extremely unhappy during the sect's early startup days:
He didn't understand. Why did learning swordsmanship have to involve criticizing his clothes?
Day One: He wore a crimson jacket and carried a fine jade sword.
Su Jianrong: “Now that's a look: red with green, uglier than dog shit.”
Day Two: He wore an ochre robe and switched to a top-grade Red Phoenix sword.
Su Jianrong: “Red with yellow, the look of a lecherous old rogue.”
Day Three: Before he had even gotten dressed and done his makeup, Su Jianrong struck first, putting a sword to his own neck. “If you go out wearing that today, I'll show you what a real rogue looks like!”
Zhong Jingcong: ...
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For the sake of his grand plan to make the demonic sect the greatest in the martial world, the young leader swallowed his pride, washed his face, and changed his clothes.
He never expected that this one change would dazzle the entire martial world.
Su Jianrong: “See? I told you, your looks shape your values.”
Su Jianrong: “Get the styling and wardrobe right, and you don't necessarily have to fight. Being a top-tier star is a kind of supremacy too.”
Later, the martial world's newest number one beauty slowly drew his very, very green sword
Su Jianrong: “Hey, if you're going to hit me, then hit me. Why are you blushing?”
[Reader's Guide]
1. Su Jianrong is the gong, Su Jianrong is the gong, Su Jianrong is the gong. The young leader is the shou. A super-sweet comedy.
2. Logic has left the building. The costumes and makeup draw from a jumble of eras. Historical accuracy enthusiasts, enter at your own risk! Seriously!
3. A transmigrated beauty and fashion blogger gong × a sincere, ambitious, sword-obsessed, gorgeous sect leader shou.
3. The characters spout nonsense, so feel free to insult them. After all, what harm could a cook like me possibly do? QAQ
4. BigEyes @oEshang-o, you know what to do. Come bat your eyelashes. Welcome to join us.gif
Theme: Build a stronger martial world by changing the stereotypes in our aesthetic standards. Let's work together to create a harmonious, beautiful martial world.