Code and Dance

Movie Edition Blurb:

At Tsinghua's Three-Line Love Letter Contest, someone is forced to enter by someone else.

After reading the entry, someone flips the table on the spot:

What the hell, I can't even understand this! Are you messing with me?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Someone sighs: If your brain doesn't work, don't blame the code.

whileTrue:/I.Love(You)/

Someone has no choice but to ask on Zhihu, desperately seeking an answer: My boyfriend wrote me a one-line love letter, but my IQ is so low I can't understand it. Could someone knowledgeable please explain it in plain English?

Zhihu's many experts pop up one after another. Nobody tells the poster the answer. Instead, they all line up to say the same thing:

Poster, marry him.

A little love-letter snippet:

I am in the time domain,

You are in the frequency domain,

It takes a Fourier transform

To discover your beauty.

I modulate the language of love onto the constellations,

Then, through a pseudorandom sequence,

Carry it to your frequency,

And beamform it to your receiving array matrix.

You say my love has too much noise.

After layers of filtering,

I finally discover

That it is the cosmic microwave background radiation of love

I sent you at the beginning of the universe,

In its Fourier series form.

One-Line Blurb: An adorably naive dancer VS a calculating, reserved engineering genius

Author's Notes:

1. Looks are a wonderful thing.

2. Showing off is a wonderful thing.

3. Wish fulfillment is a wonderful thing.

4. This story is dedicated to my beloved A Smile Is Beautiful and Just Don't Be So Proud, and is also an expression of my love for Gu Man and Sui Houzhu.

Announcement:

I sent red envelopes to everyone who left a comment on Chapter 94.

Some people may have received two because the site was glitching, haha.

If you didn't get one, remember to reply to me again. I might have missed you while clicking through the list.

Chapter 93 will be restored, but your points will be refunded as long as you left a comment. Consider it a little bonus!

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