I Really Don't Have a Boyfriend

To sum up the female lead's behavior in Teacher Luo's words:

“I'm flirting with x number of guys at the same time, but I won't give any of them a title, and there's a drama-filled love triangle every day. Do you think what I'm doing is a crime? It's not. I'm just making you jealous, but you can't convict me for it >_<.”

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Fu Tao, a second-year Chinese major, is known as a well-behaved girl, with crescent-moon eyes and fair, lovely skin.

Then one day, a junior from the business school, a senior from the computer science department and his roommate, and the student council president from the Chinese department all showed up outside her dorm at the same time. Only then did everyone realize:

Holy crap, is she actually a player?!

An obedient, sweet, naturally flirtatious girl x 1234

1: A puppy-like junior who acts all innocent

2: A playboy senior who's been around the block

3: A scheming, aloof “ex-boyfriend”

4: An arrogant, fatherly student council president

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What does it mean to be naturally flirtatious?

Probably flirting without realizing it, seducing people without realizing it, and cheating without realizing it. You think you're the hunter, but you've already taken the bait without even knowing it.

When Zhou Yuxiao realized he'd been played, he angrily went to confront her. Fu Tao just looked at him with an innocent expression.

“I didn't do anything.”

Zhou Yuxiao held back his anger and asked again, “Then what's going on with those other guys?”

Fu Tao: “We're just friends.”

Zhou Yuxiao relaxed a little. Good, at least those other guys were hotels, while he was the real home.

So he magnanimously chose to forgive Fu Tao, ordered her to delete the contact information of every male friend from her contacts, and told her to announce on her social media that he was her official boyfriend.

Fu Tao's eyes widened at once. “Since when are you my boyfriend?”

Zhou Yuxiao frowned. “If I'm not your boyfriend, what am I?”

Fu Tao: “A friend. You're just like them, one of my good friends.”

At that moment, Zhou Yuxiao felt his blood rush to his head. He finally understood that he, too, was just one of Fu Tao's hotels.

The other hotels: This idiot finally gets it.

Warnings:

1. This is an indulgent, kink-driven story, written as practice for love-triangle drama and romantic push-and-pull. My style is still all over the place, and my writing skills are limited. I can only promise I'll enjoy writing it. This isn't a stock-picking story: there is a male lead, and the ending is 1v1. Many readers voted for something more exciting, so the male lead will remain undisclosed for now. If a certain male supporting character becomes especially popular, I may write an if bonus chapter.

2. The female lead's approach to romance: Even if I don't like you, I'll still flirt with you. I'll say things that make you misunderstand and fall for me, and I'll care about you beyond the limits of friendship. But if you want to be with me, what? Being nice to you means I like you? Friend, are you way too obsessed with romance? (Innocent.) Please read only if you can accept the female lead's views on relationships~

3. There is subtle pseudo-incest content. Please read with caution if that's not your thing.

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