The heroine transmigrates and becomes a panda, arriving in the Great Forest. [This story is destined to be a logic-free, movie-inspired crack fic. It really isn't serious, so please, please, please think carefully before diving in.]
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#OnTheCompatibilityOfPandasWithElves, Hobbits, Wizards, Orcs, AndDwarves#
#TheRealKungFuPanda, LifeIsHard, TreasureEveryStep#
#TheFunctionalityOfLongUnderwear#
#TheTragedyOfOnlyBeingAbleToHaveRomanceOnTheNightOfTheFullMoon#
Shan Hua Qili: You're abusing an animal! Look, it even has dark circles around its eyes!
Bilbo: ...Why do I think those are just part of its look?
Little Leaf, the Flower of the Great Forest: Those are natural, you illiterate fool.
Uncle Jianjun: That's dangerous. This creature can cling to your leg anytime, anywhere, and trap you!
Gan Doufu: Maybe this is the Great Forest's new weapon. I can see its potential. We might even invite it to join the party.
Orc: A new species. Never tried one. Is it tasty?
Bard: The kids love it. Can we get them in bulk?
The Great Forest's True Overlord: You ignorant lot, this is a local specialty of the Great Forest, picked up by my son. There's only one, and I'm absolutely not selling it.
Tauriel: My lord, is this really all right? You were just complaining about it the other day.
Four-Hair Bro: Question for the person above: what would a panda and a dragon have together?
Everyone above: ...A pandragon?
Author: A dragon cat?
★ Please don't check this against ranking lists.
★ The writing is bad, the characters are wildly out of character, and the crack won't stop. I'm absolutely a movie fan. If you're here for meticulous research, please move along.
★ Any pairing is possible. Just look into my clouded eyes.
★ The movie version of The Lord of the Rings may come up later.
This song is so sweet. I think it suits this perfectly. I really loved that TV show back in the day~
Theme:
![[The Hobbit] No Need to Pay a Cent, Just Bring Home the National Treasure cover](/img/cover/987e1b953a572fb0652a/480/aHR0cHM6Ly9pOS1zdGF0aWMuamp3eGMubmV0L25vdmVsaW1hZ2UucGhwP25vdmVsaWQ9MjM3OTU2OCZjb3ZlcmlkPTIxNCZ2ZXI9NjBjNjljNGYxNGJjZWI2Njk2NjYzMWEwZGIwZDMyZWQ.jpg)
Mistaking a Killer for a Young Hero
I Just Transmigrated, and Now I Have to Marry the Demon King!?
Sheathing the Blade
Are You Serious About Leaving Your Child in My Care?
[Hunter X Hunter] I'm Afraid of Cats
[Journey to the West] It's My Fault for Being So Passionate
A Few Tales of Me and the Ghost Boy
[Journey to the West] How to Keep Everyone Happy!
I Can Only Save Myself from This Angsty Novel with My Ridiculous Antics
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A Few Tales of Me and a Werewolf
I Don't Want to Be the Leader of the Warriors of Light
21+
Yaga, Yaga, I Love You So Much
"You are permitted to disturb me daily." It's not surprising that a king who is aloof but can be melted would say something like that. Just imagining Thranduil saying those words in that deep, magnetic voice, perhaps with his usual composed and aloof expression, yet with a hint of warmth melting from his icy demeanor in his eyes and brows, makes my heart feel sweet. Why do I like Panda's stories?
Hahaha, this post from 6 years ago was so much fun!
Even if the last two dragons in the world give birth to the last dragon, it will still be the last one.
The last two dragons of Middle-earth [Mist] embarked on their journey... Speaking of which, what if Little Fatty turned into a dragon... Well, a black and white dragon...
Congratulations to the author for achieving their long-cherished wish! (ˉˉˉˉ) Peipei had a wonderful time petting and feeding the cats today, and Rou Rou even snuggled up to Peipei for some kisses! (* / \*)
Congratulations on the series ending! The tsundere (initially cold but later warm) style is the cutest!
Congratulations on the completion! (???_??)
I suddenly feel anxious and want to ask for an extra chapter...
Huh? What the heck? Before I could even react, the panda heroine ran off with other spirits and dragons! What's going on? I haven't even had a chance to bring the panda home yet—no, I haven't even seen it—and the heroine has already become someone else's bear? Eh eh eh eh eh!
Ugh, but this way Fire Flower can continue! I'm so looking forward to the female lead with off-the-charts fighting skills www. By the way, Hisoka and Byakuran are both my favorites!