The Casebook of a Split Personality's Self-Destruction

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ The official title of this story should really be translated as: "Don't Fear Being Laughed at for Making Snarky Comments, but Beware of Gods and Spirits Finding Out About Your Bromance." The first half of Yun Mengqiao's life was like that of an unlucky supporting character in a mediocre melodramatic novel, and it was even a danmei novel! The second half of Yun Mengqiao's life was like that of an unlucky protagonist in a violent supernatural novel, and it was even a clean romance! His second personality's special ability quickly got him snatched up by some government department called the Dragon Group, where he became an important (intern) member who spends all year getting ruthlessly chewed out by his partner... "But I'm the first personality! And why do I have to partner with him? I'm straight!" "Right, we've got a mission. Hurry up, straight guy." ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★... In short, this is a high-pressure story about a supposedly straight guy with a split personality and a sharp-tongued man who love and hate each other in equal measure... A lighthearted urban supernatural and special-abilities story (← now that's the real blurb). The protagonist is the uke; there's no scummy seme, and he makes a comeback, beating up white lotuses and crushing CPs! It's set in a slightly alternate world, has some typos, and contains no unsavory elements. The author's values are perfectly sound (?). It includes some amateurish deduction, and the characters have plenty of flaws to poke fun at. Please read it with a relaxed attitude, and thanks for your support. At the unanimous request of many readers, I've written this lengthy list of warnings. If you still feel uncomfortable after taking the plunge, feel free to throw bricks at me. There's nothing shameless the author wouldn't do; I'm just very low-key and don't start shit. Warnings ●1. The protagonist of this story has warped values, a split personality, is shameless and lewd, ungrateful, fickle, cold-hearted and ruthless, has no manners, and suffers from teenage delusions of grandeur and straight-man syndrome. There's no point trying to redeem him, because he can't be redeemed. If you want a story about a righteous hero, a shining knight, a saintly white lotus, or a male protagonist who saves the world, I hope to see you in my next novel. ●2. This is a plot-driven, pure-indulgence story. You can tell from the title that the author is only pretending to have OCD. [Thanks to Liangchen Jiri Jun for the lovely character illustrations (⊙v⊙). Feel free to look, but please don't steal them.] Ordinary, handsome Xiao Yunzi. Red-eyed, lovesick Xiao Yunzi. My Novel Is Definitely Not Written by Me (Cultivation), completed. The pirated copies have all been weeded out... because the author is still working furiously on revisions! [Click here →] body{background:url(http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/mw690/6d631726gw1eajg2ptfm6j203u04z3yd.jpg)}.tdtitle{background-color:#8B7E66;border-bottom-color:#8B7E66;border-bottom-style:solid;border-bottom-width:1px;padding:3px 5px 0;}.readtd{background:#EDEDED;border:1px solid #8B7E66;}.sptd{background-color:#8B7E66;text-align:center;}.cytable td{border:1px solid#8B7E66;font-size:12px;padding:5px 3px 3px;}.cytable{background:#EDEDED;border-collapse:collapse;}.controlbar{background-color:#EDEDED;border:1px solid #8B7E66;}#favorite_1{color:#DC143C;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;}#favorite_1{color:#631b59;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: