Blurb [Reborn] You Can't Just Dump Your Baby's Dad Whenever You Feel Like It
The story of the two older brothers is underway:
Reborn: You Can't Just Dump Your Baby's Dad Whenever You Feel Like It 2 https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=2967767
One-sentence summary: A cold childhood friend falls in love with the reincarnation of a demonic cultivator sect leader, and they get a happy ending and have a baby.
Inexplicably caught up in his first life, Bai Yueze flips a table in a prison in the Celestial Realm: "Xuan Yuan Haoyi, are you really going to the mortal realm to undergo trials? If you're going to be a lech, at least pick your time and targets! Wait, why am I the 'target'? Xuan Yuan Haoyi, you're just plain stupid!"
In his second life, after dying, Bai Yueze sits on the rafters of the Fate Bureau and hurls fate books down one after another. "He needs a wife, so that means I'm his wife? He needs an heir, so I have to bear him a child? He nearly works himself to death, and I have to go rescue him in the middle of a blizzard? What the hell do you take me for?!"
In his Reborn third life, Bai Yueze comes to one conclusion: Xuan Yuan Haoyi is seriously stupid! No wonder his father keeps sending him down to undergo trials. With brains like that, he needs all the trials he can get! But Xuan Yuan Haoyi, why do you have to drag me into it every time you do something stupid?
Notes
This is the story of a bottom who is Reborn with cheats, a pocket dimension, and a golden finger. He dominates his new life, deals with outside threats and puts his household in order, helps his husband's family conquer the world, gets rid of the mistress, and eventually has a baby
A ridiculous story with occasional angst and feel-good moments. Includes childbirth, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
In the end, the top spoils the bottom. Most of the story is lighthearted cultivation fantasy (I hope this version works now).
All the background lore is made up, so don't take it seriously.
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Character details...
Xuan Yuan Haoyi (Qiyan Haoyi): scheming, domineering, and devoted top, a prince of the ancient dragon clan (the second prince of the ancient divine dragon clan, and the second son of the Celestial Emperor)
Bai Yueze (Bai Ziyue, Bai Yize): bewitching, proud, and occasionally asking for a beating, a bottom of the nine-tailed fox clan (the second prince of the ancient nine-tailed moon-devouring fox clan)
Posting an announcement here so you don't have to keep waiting for updates:
To those of you who keep watching the rankings and worrying yourself sick over Chestnut every day: just treat this as a story about scum tops and bottoms, shameless tops and bottoms, and silly tops and bottoms, okay? Also, to save you the trouble of asking, Chestnut will spoil this for you: the child the consort is carrying definitely isn't the little top's...
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. . . Where's the big brother I promised you? . .
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The ending is full of flowers~ The contrast between the strong and the weak is really cute and makes me love it~ I found it through a search for Rebirth. I liked it after reading the writing and followed it for a few months. I also finished reading the other ones by the way. I'm not a full-time writer, but it's hard work. I don't have so much time and energy, but I still finished it. Thumbs up~ Thumbs up hahaha
After chasing for such a long time, the day finally came to an end. While reluctant to give up, I would like to send you a congratulations on the end (*/ω\*)
Although I was reluctant to finish Xiaobai, I still resolutely joined the Xinkeng prose team! And the haggard feeling downstairs√
After finishing the show, I actually want to see how they talk when they go back at night (*ˉˉ*)
Congratulations to Master for finishing the flower show???<( ? ??)/?
I saw Zuo Hua! Da Da's preferences are highly coincident with mine! How did I just discover my special fairy wife! ! Woohoo! !
. . . Where's the big brother I promised you? . .
I like Dada's articles very much ←_←Although I am a person who reads pirated articles, I still come here to cause hatred [top pot cover,,,, in fact, I also really like strong but succumbing to all kinds of weak articles hhhhhhhhhhhhh Dada's articles are very satisfying to me ←_←I will definitely devote myself to the day when I have my cute little mobile phone again? Lizi Dada (≧▽≦)
From Tieba to Jinjiang, it is really not easy to follow articles. God knows the suffering during that period of interruption..._(:з∠)_…
I came to Jinjiang from Tieba. I really like this article. I like Shui Lizi's writing style. I'm looking forward to my brother's post. <*)) >>=<Mommy
The ending is full of flowers~ The contrast between the strong and the weak is really cute and makes me love it~ I found it through a search for Rebirth. I liked it after reading the writing and followed it for a few months. I also finished reading the other ones by the way. I'm not a full-time writer, but it's hard work. I don't have so much time and energy, but I still finished it. Thumbs up~ Thumbs up hahaha
After chasing for such a long time, the day finally came to an end. While reluctant to give up, I would like to send you a congratulations on the end (*/ω\*)
Although I was reluctant to finish Xiaobai, I still resolutely joined the Xinkeng prose team! And the haggard feeling downstairs√
After finishing the show, I actually want to see how they talk when they go back at night (*ˉˉ*)
Congratulations to Master for finishing the flower show???<( ? ??)/?