Husband, Come Home for Dinner

"Husband, is the courtesan at the Misty Rain Pavilion pretty?" Gu Hongyi sat beside the bed in a sheer robe, her hair loose, looking alluring and enchanting.

"Not at all. You're much prettier, my dear." Xiao Tianyu knelt on the washboard, waving his hands frantically.

"Oh? Then, husband, I waited a long time for you at dinner." Gu Hongyi glanced at the man grinning foolishly.

"Heh heh heh. It won't happen again, my dear. I really only went to eat osmanthus cakes. I absolutely did not look at any women." Xiao Tianyu held up four fingers.

"Husband, I'm in a bad mood today. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to stay in the study for a month." Gu Hongyi closed her eyes and sent him away.

Xiao Tianyu walked off dejectedly. With her eyes still closed, Gu Hongyi waited until she heard the door shut, then bit her lip and muttered, "What a blockhead."

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