[Criminal Minds] How Can I Save You, My Interviewer?

A sad story about a young woman who transmigrates into the world of Criminal Minds to look for a job, only to wind up becoming a walking death flag in disguise (not really). A melancholy tale of someone who gets an interview, only to kill off the interviewer every single time (not really). A detective story about a heroine struggling to find work in a world crawling with psychos and swarming with killers, yet somehow getting caught up in murder cases over and over again (not really). An inspirational story about a girl who can see certain things, colliding with science and profiling as she tries to shatter the Criminal Minds cast's worldview (not really). The girl's personality is hard to pin down. She's only nervous, clueless, slow, and goofy during interviews. The rest of the time, she's a normal person? One of them. The pairing is tentatively Reid (the author's integrity is nonexistent, and she's fickle and weak-willed, so don't try to change her mind.) P.S. There are a lot of cases at the start (and probably a lot later too...). Some cases are original, so it's half and half. There will definitely be original cases, or I'm afraid someone will beat me up. The charge: Why is this lazy, greedy idiot only capable of following the original plot?!!! Not sure if it'll be Mary Sue or dumb and fluffy. That depends on whether Aunt Flo shows up on time. If you're easily upset, just click the X. The author's values are questionable, and she's a nutcase. Enter at your own risk. The only promise is that this story won't be abandoned. Whether there's a daily update depends on the weather. Lately the author has been selling her integrity to give out red envelopes... but she doesn't have much integrity to sell... so the envelopes are a little small... P.S. The editor told me the story is going premium. I know a lot of you might... So, here's the deal: I've scraped together 50 yuan without any integrity left. The poor folks, leave a comment tomorrow and I'll throw the red envelopes at you. I'm broke too, with no integrity, but even poor people have their dignity. I'll keep my word. Also, apparently premium stories update three times a day? Looks like I can't manage that tomorrow. Probably starting Monday. Finally, thank you all for supporting me all this way! I hope you'll keep supporting me, but, well, no pressure... QAQ Theme: