My Man Is a Fox

The little elephant heard that her man had a dissociative identity disorder, and decided to fool around with him. But she never expected that he really did have dissociative identity disorder. That meant he could switch identities seven times a day! And with that disorder, he could treat people like monkeys!

The little elephant exploded in anger, pointing at the man who had pinned her down and yelled, "You said you had dissociative identity disorder! If you did, you wouldn't be messing with me! You don't deserve to be my man! I only acknowledge that one fox as my man. Even if you were the one who came back from the dead, I still wouldn't accept you! If you don't believe me, just kill me and see!"

The man reached out, pulled her over, and pinned her down. "You're so chaste and virtuous. It's delicious. Just once tonight, okay?"

The little elephant bristled. "Get lost! I only let my fox touch me!"

The man soothed her. "Be good. He's already asleep. I'm your fox man."

The little elephant was completely enraged. "You bastard, you can't even lie convincingly... Mmph..."

The man chuckled smugly. "Heh. Why bother? As long as I can fool you, that's all that matters."

Actually... people without dissociative identity disorder are even harder to deal with than those who have it...

Ahem, this tone suits the dynamic between Little Elephant and Li Hengxi better. Gazing into the distance.

In short, this is a story about a big fox hoodwinking, tricking, and stealing a silly little elephant away.

PPS: I just realized Jinjiang swallowed a bunch of tags. Gazing into the distance. I'll add them here myself: Mpreg, powerful leads, aristocratic court romance, bickering lovers, proximity breeds affection.

The elephant's story:

The qilin's story:

This is the final story in the series. The little mouse's story, "Phoenix's Lament":

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