]Battle! Tony

Tony got beaten up again today.

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S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Nick [turns around calmly]: Agent Coulson bought the junkyard where it happened. Tell Hawkeye and Black Widow they've got a job.

JARVIS: The lady has already left. Shall I call an ambulance, sir?

Colonel Rogers: Honestly, I really want to know what you did to make her hate you so much.

Ethan [adjusts his glasses]: The word "again" is the key here. It shows not only how often this happens, but also the hard times Mr. Stark has been through.

Tony: What the hell did I ever do to anyone?! (╯`□′)╯(┴, ┴

And Tang Shijiu, the person at the center of all this: [Epic Battle! Iron Man] Come lie around and sightsee in a group! Boss 1===4!!!!!!!!!

[Black Widow has requested to join your party] [Captain America has requested to join your party] [The Mandarin has requested to join your party]

Pepper: Did something weird just get mixed in there?!

The proper way to approach this story: 1001 Ways to Seriously Injure Iron Man, When ECT Gets Played as ACT, The Dungeon Bosses We've Trolled Over the Years, On Soulmates Traveling a Thousand Miles to Meet, Only to Be Exposed and Dumped

Terms and Conditions:

By the editor's decree, this story will go premium on March 5. Three chapters will be posted that day. To everyone who sticks around, I'll write you a satisfying ending!

2. The author's logic is dead. My imagination runs wild, and I often forget to take my meds. You know how it is.

3. This is a truly feel-good monster-slaying story. The System is the strongest thing here, and guns, ammunition, bombs, and cannons are no threat. If you can't accept martial arts battles against modern technology, please don't jump in!

4. Extra chapters for long reviews. Please don't ask me to join ranking lists.

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