[Western Crossover] The Book of False Gods

Christine was a veteran unlucky player. One day, she used up all her luck to win an alpha test slot for a game called Crisis on the Multiverse Earth, and from then on embarked on the path of spending money to draw cards. Christine: How are the reviews for this game? Is it fun? Is it worth spending money on? A certain Batman second-in-command who prefers to remain anonymous, but pays and pitches in: Thanks for the invite. I'm in Arkham, just finished clearing a stage. The game is pretty fun, but the captain has such terrible luck that she can't farm any materials. Scene A One day, before the ship's regular meeting, the host assigned seats: "Anyone who's been tricked by Constantine, sit on the left. Anyone who's been pulled but has only been stuck doing base construction shifts and never gone on a mission, sit on the right." Everyone took their seats, except for one person who stood in the middle with his arms crossed. The host asked in confusion, "Do you have a question?" The man replied with a dark expression, "Where should the person who pays for the captain's card pulls sit?" The host turned pale with shock. "Mr. Wayne, please come up here and take the second-in-command's seat!" Scene B The captain has sunk another ship today and is feeling hopeless! The ship's crew started discussing the news. A forensic pathologist who swims naked to reload saves: "What new banner did she pull on today?" Finch, a bird professor: "The M-Day Dynasty limited banner, right? I heard the Red Witch was boosted. But I also heard the captain got spooked again." A genius physicist, unimpressed: "What did she expect, going all in on a seven-pull guarantee? She probably got another Spider type instead. The captain's already pulled enough Spider types to form a whole company." Professor Finch looked deeply troubled. "I think we'd better figure out how to calm the captain down. I don't want to be sent off to clear Arkham." Scene C One day, the comic artist Kyle was invited to create a painting titled Constantine on a Mission. The ship's crew all came to take a look. Hal pointed at the lower-left corner in confusion. "What's that?" Kyle replied, "That's the Autobot who got tricked into blowing himself up." Hal pointed to the upper-right corner. "Then what's that in the river?" Kyle: "That's the forensic pathologist, just revived after being tricked." Hal: "Then where's Constantine?" Kyle: "He tricked everyone and ran off." Reader's Guide: 1. The heroine's values don't represent the author's, but the author's goofiness does mean the heroine is goofy too. 2. A touch of Lovecraftian elements, a dash of absurdity, references to various game mechanics, and an excessive amount of madness. 3. Don't ask who the male lead is. The heroine has unusual tastes, very low SAN, and gets charmed successfully every day. 4. Let me first... save a draft or something. This is probably going to flop anyway. I've been a veteran flop for ten years, and I'm a laid-back old salt fish. The update schedule and how much I ultimately write will depend on the response. Theme: With her teammates' help, the heroine "tries her best" to save the world.