All-Purpose Learning Machine

Male Lead: Sis, can I ask you something? If a man got an all-purpose learning device, the kind you only see in novels, what should he do?

Sis: That depends on his sexual orientation. If he's into women, then... build a business dynasty, create an immortal empire, crush every rich second-generation man, and marry every beautiful, wealthy woman.

Male Lead: And... what if this guy is gay?

Sis: … Bro, I think this conversation is giving me a lot to process. Give me a minute.

Male Lead: I was just following your train of thought. You don't have to read too much into it.

Sis: Right, don't read too much into it. Then he should marry all the rich second-generation men.

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"Mom!!"

"Did you find out why your brother's acting strange?"

"He got an all-purpose learning device."

"What's that?" Hearing that her son was fine, she turned back to cooking.

"A machine that forces him to learn all kinds of things. It makes him study all sorts of subjects."

"That sounds pretty good. It'd be even better if it could cure his procrastination and that slow, wishy-washy temperament of his. Wait, what does the machine teach? Does it conflict with your brother's major? It doesn't come with any bad gaming software, does it?"

"No conflict. It can teach anything."

"Does it even teach cooking?" Mom joked, waving her spatula.

[Family request received. Adding study subject: cooking.]

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A: This golden finger seems familiar.

Author: X-Dot Literature Network is everywhere.

A: What's the difference between yours and theirs?

Author: The biggest difference is that their protagonists sleep with girls, while mine sleeps with a guy. They sleep with a bunch of people, mine sleeps with one.

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