I Picked Up an Emperor from the Wei Residence

So, you're waiting on the street late at night for the last bus, when suddenly a man pops up behind you and says he's Cao Pi. How would you feel? So, you just want to pick up some cheap arm candy to deal with your mom's matchmaking, but end up bringing home an ungrateful snake who schemes and torments you just to get himself a high-tech waterbed. How would you feel? So, you think you've picked up a male housekeeper whom you can order around all you like, but then the tiger returns to the mountains, becomes king again, and takes you along for the ride. How would you feel? So, you think that with a transmigrator's golden finger, you'll be living it up in the Three Kingdoms, surrounded by handsome men, but you can't even speak, an ungrateful snake keeps tormenting you, and you're thrown into brutal competition with your own kind. How would you feel? Damn it, why do other transmigrators just have to plagiarize a few poems or modern inventions and then get three square meals a day and a jaw-droppingly handsome new boyfriend every week, while I have to live in constant fear, learn to write, copy official documents, smile through it all, and earn my own keep?!!! Cao Pi! You'd better send me back to the 21st century, you bastard!!! A rant-filled pit of a transmigration story, dressed up as a fluffy, clichéd one. Damn it, do you really think transmigration is all fun and games? Do you really think the men of the Three Kingdoms are a bunch of idiots, just let out of the barracks, with blood pumping and their eyes lighting up at the sight of a woman? Take a look at this miserable transmigrator, whose father doesn't dote on her and whose mother doesn't love her, who just wants to cling to someone's coattails but keeps getting kicked away! Updates at a snail's pace. Jump in at your own risk! Since I've noticed a lot of people who don't know the full story have come to gawk at this anti-fanfic, please go here first to get a proper understanding of Cao Pi: http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/no05/1/221771.shtml