The Messy Affairs of Twenty-Five-Year-Old Xun Yu and Thirty-Eight-Year-Old Guo Jia

A free parachute for anyone about to take the plunge: 1. This story is just a cold joke. Our company has limited funds, so bring your own coat. 2. The historical timeline is a mess, so history buffs can close this page. I haven't read the manga; I just like the setup where a bunch of people enter a water-mirror academy, so manga fans can close it too. 3. If you're a Xun faction or a Guo faction fan who can't stand this snarky take on Xun and Guo, just erase those two names from the title and substitute the two numbers for the characters' names in the story. You can close the page too. That's pretty much it. Anyway, if you're going to throw things, aim carefully. Don't throw them at my face... This is my debut post! I think I'll stay an indie writer forever (Bubble tea barges in: Don't plagiarize my lyrics...), hiding my face... Theme: