[Wuxia] Ximen Maomao

The Great Xuan Dynasty's Number One Laid-Back Fish Lin Xi got a major cheat in this life when he was reborn. Born in an age of peace and prosperity, he was destined to be a wealthy, carefree idler blessed with both good fortune and a long life. With a golden finger to sweeten the deal, this life was set! All he had to do was lie back, eat his fill, wait to die, and enjoy life. Sixteen years later, Lin Xi stepped outside the imperial city for the first time. Seeing refugees all along the road, he was dumbfounded. "What happened to the age of prosperity we were promised?" "...This is already an age of prosperity." A year later, Lin Xi set foot in the countryside for the first time. Seeing bandits everywhere, he asked, "What happened to the peace we were promised?" "...This already counts as peace." Many years later, Lin Xi angrily smashed his weapons. "What happened to my laid-back life?" Everyone said, "...You're already living a pretty laid-back life." Here are some of Mama Duo's completed novels, in case you're looking for something to read: "The Cannon Fodder's Turn" "[Dream of the Red Chamber] I'm Just a Rough-and-Ready Guy" "[Crossover] Cannon Fodder, Want to Fight Back?" "The Great Qing Dynasty's Number One Playboy" "[Dream of the Red Chamber] The Lin Family's Son" "A Mortal Jia Huan in Dream of the Red Chamber" "Go Away, Don't Try to Win Me Over!" Lu Xiaofeng: "Is there any way to get Ximen Chuixue to make a move?" Da Zhi Da Tong: "Yes. Steal his cat." Lu Xiaofeng: "Are you teaching me how to kill myself?" Da Zhi Da Tong: "All I know is that he'll definitely make a move." Cat: "I swear I'm not a monster." Ximen: "Mm." Lu Xiaofeng: "You're not a monster. You're a fox who can turn into a person." Cat: "I'm a cat! I'm a cat!" Cat: "Ximen, I'm hungry." Ximen: "Go cook." Cat: "I'm afraid of fire." Ximen: "Lu Xiaofeng..." Cat: "Ximen, I'm dirty." Ximen: "Go wash." Cat: "I'm afraid of water." Ximen: "Lu Xiaofeng..." Cat: "Ximen, I'm itchy." Lu Xiaofeng volunteered at once: "Coming..." Clang! Ximen's divine sword left its sheath. Lu Xiaofeng: "Why am I always the one who gets hurt?" This is the story of a fox who thinks it's a cat, turns into a person, and begs the Sword God Ximen to feed it and pet it. A fit of madness, updated irregularly. This novel will go premium on September 20, with three chapters released that day. Theme: