Luring the Top into the Cave

What is cultivation? Can you eat it? Can you eat it, can you eat it, can you eat it? You can't eat it, but it can eat you.

While playing a game, Qin Wei is accidentally knocked unconscious by a pie that falls from the sky. When he wakes up, he sees a handsome... lunatic with captivating eyes, tugging at his briefs.

The other man's eyes widen, and his whole manner changes in an instant. The first thing he says leaves Qin Wei feeling ashamed. He's a shut-in, and this really is paradise! A shut-in's paradise!

So what if that damn cultivation expert thinks he's all that? This gaming shut-in is fighting back! He decides to tame the damn cultivator. Just because you're a cultivator doesn't mean you can have your way with me!

Basically, it's the story of a bottom with ridiculous luck who gets knocked out by a cultivator falling from the sky, then decides to use the Thirty-Six Stratagems of seduction to lure the top into his "cave."

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