[HP/Fate] The Holy Grail of a War

Poof... The tragedy of walking... Little Merlin

[Cause] Logic homework for a genius seeker ∵Priest Scrimgeour = wood Also ∵ The Pirate King of Grindelwald = Working hard to train the priests ∴Working hard to train the priest = working hard to carve wood ∵Working hard to carve wood = carpenter ∴Pirate King's side job = carpenter [Rumor] The so-called object resembles its owner I heard that the Animagus of the Pirate King is a woodpecker. The high priest expressed his innocence: It's not me. I look nothing like a woodpecker. [Rumor] The Great Priest's Animagus Conjecture Delacour: It's wood! Klum: Too fragile. Delacour: Cactus? Krum: Too soft. Delacour: Iron tree? Krum: The iron tree is still in bloom. Delacour: ... Pirate: Did you hear that? Priest: ... Pirate: Which one do you think is most suitable for Red Hair? Priest: Impossible. Pirate: Oh? Priest: I am Disguise Magus, and Disguise Magus cannot transform into Animagus form. Pirate: Just a hypothesis, just a hypothesis—— Priest: It makes no sense to assume that the prerequisite does not exist. [Turn around Pirate: ... [Red hair, are you a natural idiot or a slanderous talker? What do you mean by your contemptuous glance? I'm so weak. I'm flipping the table. I'm really flipping the table! [Flower Fertilizer]Chocolate cups Only a woman who is showing off and dissatisfied would resell the gifts given to her by the man who is pursuing her and throw them to her current boyfriend. Unfortunately, Priest Scrimgeour, who has the word "natural" in his attribute column, did the same. What's even more unfortunate is that the priest accidentally buried the pirate when he poured the chocolate. After that, Durmstrang was banned from chocolate circulation... Now for Valentine's Day, pumpkin juice is popular. Golden yellow darling~ Flower FertilizerOcean of Roses When: Next Valentine's Day. Characters: Priest Pirates and several Durmstrang classmates [maybe there are Beauxbatons students who came all the way to see the beauty? Who knows? Location: Durmstrang's Great Hall. Cause: Chocolate cups. Process: The miserable golden-haired pirate king who rarely accompanied the priest on his inspection was overwhelmed by the bright red roses piled to the top in the auditorium. Result: The priest lay down obediently and let the pirate pull out all the rose thorns that were broken in the skin. Conclusion: From then on the priest steadfastly refused to accept roses as gifts. [Does anyone smell the meaty aroma here?

View the sea "Hey, Hongmao, can you have a different expression on your face? I always look like an iceberg face and it makes me unhappy." "How can there be so much trouble in life? Just say that young people like you can't afford to be hurt! You just deserve a spanking!" "Tsk, why did I go so crazy to ask you to cooperate... I wasted a good appearance in vain!" "Didn't your useless God say that? You should take whatever God gives you, ah? Look at what a beautiful little beauty she is. She has an expression that disturbs her appetite every day. Isn't that ridiculous?" The cardinal's scarlet robe fluttered in the sea breeze, and the salty sea breeze poured into his sleeves. His thin figure fluttered like a bloody butterfly about to fly in the wind. "Smile, eh? Smile, Hongmao? Huh? I have been giving you orders through wind and rain for many years. If there is any trouble, I will rush to the ground and drive people away from Great Britain. For twenty years! Is this the expression you have? Huh!?" There was still no smile on the pale face that was extremely beautiful. The Pirate King raised his hand and punched the exquisite face. With a loud explosion, sawdust scattered in all directions. Dots of scarlet dyed the dented wood carving. The Pirate King stared at the destroyed stunning face and grinned. "Okay, that's great, Hongmao, you have the guts..." With a flying kick, the Pirate King kicked the wooden sculpture that took five years to complete into the cliff. The wood and rock collided with a heart-breaking crackling sound, and then there was a huge sound of the entire statue falling into the sea together with the rubble. "It feels really bad, far worse than a real person... Tsk." Without looking back at the place where the doll fell, the Pirate King shook his bloody palm, turned and walked away.

Prequel ExtrasAsuka The blond pirate king had not dreamed of the lonely and upright priest with red hair and red eyes for a long time. He still remembered that the last dream he had was more than a hundred years ago. He pinched the man's neck and questioned him, and the man disappeared between his hands, like a dream that was vague and unreal - in fact, it was a dream in the first place. So he could once again see the man wearing a scarlet robe with gothic melancholy swaying away in the mist, and he followed him without hesitation. "Red hair!" The high priest walked very quickly, but the Pirate King also pursued him very quickly, chasing him away until Scrimgeour finally stopped in front of the dark cliff abyss. Looking at Grindelwald chasing him from a distance, Scrimgeour opened his mouth, but could not say anything. Green flames ignited from his mouth and soon burned all over his body. The long hair, as silent as a waterfall of blood, fluttered freely in the flames, and gradually turned into ashes along with the robe. Only the sad pupils were staring at the figure of the blond pirate king. On top of the ashes, a blood-red flying bird emerged, resembling a crow, but with longer feathers than a crow, and its bright red pupils were full of human desolation. The blood-red crow spread its wings, and a gust of wind inflated its long feathers. It seemed like it was gliding instead of flying, and it slowly moved towards the abyss. The Pirate King finally arrived at the cliff. "Hongmao, stop for me!" Grindelwald fiercely rushed forward and grabbed the blood-red crow's tail feathers. The bird with glowing red pupils turned back and stared deeply at him with a sadness that was like a human expression. Then it converged its wings and disappeared into his arms. "Red——" He and the last remaining blood-red light of the flying bird fell into the abyss. Outside the dream, in the silence, the one hundred and sixty-seven-year-old uncrowned king of Viking stopped breathing.

The Holy Grail of the Twenty-Six Little Novels has the same person, and the same thanks to the Cursed Son, above. Adventure The priest was thrown onto the bed by the pirates. Angst (anxiety) Why is he unhappy that Gellert is a close friend? The priest thought blankly. Crackfic "Forget everything Catherine! I am your true love!" Crime God hates gay people. Crossover (mixed fan) I want to see the red-haired priest and the dry ice sword raise their hands with big eyes and small eyes! [I struggled to resist the urge to write about the stupid hairy priest and the sword of facial paralysis... Death "From today on, you are stripped of your right to die." Episode Related Seek benevolence and you will get benevolence, seek the Holy Grail and you will get it... Fantasy "You are the person I love most, Gellert." Fetish The Pirate King saw the red-haired priest kissing his rose bow for the umpteenth time. First Time Martina testified that the Pirate King had the desire to let heroic spirits die without fighting. Fluff Three Golden Retrievers and a drama. Horror "My father and my former stepmother were doing things for two people in the room..." [Will I tell you it's just a confession ceremony for the high priest? Humor Pirate Witch King + Red-haired Priest = Woodpecker + Brazilian Ironwood Hurt/Comfort After almost despairing rage, he saw the tears of the red-haired priest. Kinky (pervert/quirk) "Gellert..." "Call me 'Master', my great priest." Future Fic "... I hope you will no longer be alone." The dying pirate used all his strength to kill the heroic spirit. Parody (imitate) "Even with the armor on, you still don't look like Gryffindor." Poetry After reading the pirate's love poem, the priest asked seriously: "Who are you going to harm again?" Romance The priest looked at the red roses all over the mountains and sighed: "Catherine..." Smut (□□) The priest didn't understand why he was knocked down even though he was wearing a murderous scarlet robe. [Spread your hands, I will tell you that there is something called the abstinence system, and the label of the abstinence system says "especially effective against ghosts, gangsters, beasts, and S-type personalities"? Spiritual "You are the most important person in my heart!" "Me too... My friend." [Whether it's the 38 Questions or any chapter, I think this word is the most classic! Laughing until I was lying on the table or something... Suspense When will the wood be awakened? The Pirate King thought desperately. Time Travel The golden-haired pirate king decisively threw down the red-haired heroic spirit who had just emerged from the magic circle. Tragedy One is immortal and the other has already lived most of his life. Gary Stu (Public Lover (Male) The pirate burned all the chocolates received by the priest in a blazing fire. Mary Sue (Public Lover (Female) "Actually, Old Potter's death was a murder of love." "So the Dark Lord committed suicide." [If anyone sees what I'm writing, raise your hand and I'll reward you with a side story, no matter the CP. Sci-Fi (science fiction) The blond terrorist pointed frivolously at the red-haired Zhinao: "You belong to me!" [It also reminds me of the Flame Queen (Red Queen) raising her hand. AU (Alternate Universe, parallel universe plot) "I'm not even a human..." "But I just like you." OOC (Out of Character, character personality deviation) The red-haired priest winked charmingly at the dull-haired pirate king. [Does anyone believe me when I say I'm vomiting? OMC (Original Male Character, original male character) "That... Please..." Before he finished his confession, the red-haired priest was carried away by the principal. OFC (Original Female Character, original female character) A group of girls smiled slyly and peeked through the crack of the door to see the passion in the principal's room. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension, unresolved lust) Fighting and students never appear at the wrong time. PWP (Plot, What Plot? No plot. In a narrow sense, it means "going to bed") "Well..." Her long red hair trailed wet traces on the snow-white sheets. RPS (Real Person Slash, real person fan) ""Hogwarts Prequel: The Pirate Priest Fan"? What the hell!?" [You can't ask me to tag Gaea or Guts as a fan, right? How can one pronounce this! GS: Others don't think it's only the two protagonists who have ghosts!

The prequel belongs to Twenty-Six Little Novels. Because the prequel is a pain in my heart, I am posting it here. Yes, thank you for giving me the courage to post it and continue to support the Salazar abuse control template, above. Adventure "In the name of Adolf Scrimgeour, curse Rowena Ravenclaw." Romance The priest gave the cabin, which was constantly leaking water, a recovery spell. [Spread your hands, if you don't understand, please pay attention to Luo Jia's Xuan Zi novel Romance = Spreading Waves First Time The young-faced priest said that I was only twenty-nine when we first met. Kinky (pervert/quirk) The red-haired priest always has only one hairstyle. [Short hair + ponytail to control worries and look at the sky Parody (imitate) "Your brother?" "Shut up!" Smut (□□) The pirate refused to watch the performance of the two Hina who couldn't let go. Poetry "Hongmao, your name is Wenqing!" [Grandpa Shakespeare, I'm sorry for you... Spiritual "Why should I run around here and there for you——" "... I'm sorry, my friend." [I did it on purpose. I did it on purpose. Sci-Fi (science fiction) The red-haired priest and the little white snake fought against each other in Gundam. Fluff "Red hair?" "I'm bringing Yorkshire puddings." Humor The priest is a devil and a scheming bastard, and there is no explanation. Future Fic "Give me another five years." Horror "Mom said, the eldest brother is my long-lost brother..." [The scary part is that the eight o'clock time between the sister-in-law and the sister-in-law... Fantasy "Marry me Hongmao~~" "Okay." PWP (Plot, What Plot? No plot. In a narrow sense, it means "going to bed") Confronted with the priest sleeping vulnerablely in his bed, the pirate strangled his conscience. UST (Unresolved Sexual Tension, unresolved lust) The pirates were preparing to rape the corpse when the priest suddenly woke up. Crime "This is sin..." [Please look for the question that appeared in the original one hundred questions of this word. "Shut up, Redhead." Tragedy The end! Europe's most powerful myth Hurt/Comfort He fell in a pool of blood, his eyes filled with a familiar golden color. Death He stretched out his hand with difficulty towards the last gold in his field of vision. Angst (anxiety) Where did the red hair go? Thought the pirate angrily. Crackfic Where the devil's fire burns, no rose will ever bloom. Gary Stu (Public Lover (Male) Ives refuses to talk about his father. Mary Sue (Public Lover (Female) Princess Catherine said she was also shot while lying down. OOC (Out of Character, character personality deviation) The priest is dead and the pirate is crazy. [I really want to write here "No, it hurts so much, stop it quickly"... Weak Shou three-stage pose, spread your hands Fetish The pirate took one last look at the rose gold medal that was handed out. Time Travel He got the time wrong and went back one hundred and fifty-seven years before the priest was born. [If you are interested, you can calculate how long he lived and when the priest became famous. Suspense Pirates used to sit at the door of the house and watch, five years, five years, and five years. [The suspense is not whether the priest will appear again, but how many years he can look at it, spreading his hands OFC (Original Female Character, original female character) "Crodo Slytherin! Why..." "I'm sorry, mother." [Crodo: The name of the God of Destiny. By the way, the God of Destiny is the third, elder, and younger sister. OMC (Original Male Character, original male character) "I bear all the blame. So, please be happy, teacher." [Together with the previous article, this is also my wish AU (Alternate Universe, parallel universe plot) "Marry me Hongmao~~" "…Hmm." "Don't be too hasty to refuse... Aha!?" RPS (Real Person Slash, real person fan) "You actually dare to die behind my back, huh?" "... That's the script..." "So three times is enough." Crossover (mixed fan) When Master Grindelwald met the Great Priest Scrimgeour... Episode Related The most annoying thing is the relationship between people and ghosts!

Hey... Why does every Shou (so far I have seen priests and little snakes) fall asleep while posing in seductive poses...

= =! Finally saw Aoao Aoao~~~~~~The life with Baozi is so happy~~~ (pointing fingers) Although it is just a hypothesis...

This chapter finally appeared...

I decided to watch Saving the Soldiers in the next few days. True Red, Emerald Star Stone, Blue Star Stone. Because there was nothing of Salazar that I could look at directly, I took a blue star stone pendant that looked like Salazar and looked at her every day [him? Daze