28 Ways to Conquer a BT Demon Lord

I've never been afraid of perverts. For an old immortal who has stayed single for thousands of years without ascending or going into hibernation, I'm a pervert myself. Then I met Jie Yan, an even bigger pervert, and my desire to conquer him awakened every last bit of my perverted potential. 1. No matter how violently Jie Yan fights back, whether by setting things on fire, beating me up, or giving me the cold shoulder, I take it all in stride and stick to one principle: meet every move with the same response. I'll cling to him and never let go!!! 2. If the first move doesn't work, try the second: I haven't been clingy enough, and I've left the enemy an opening! Jie Yan is still unmoved! Even if I lose this round and become mortal, I'll turn things around. I swear I'll seize the chance to kidnap him and take him home for a wedding! 3. If the second move fails too, it just proves my clinginess hasn't been creative or varied enough. We need to think outside the box and bring in elements from all three realms, boldly innovating. I need to cling to him with devotion, cling to him with sorrow, cling to him with humor, cling to him with innocent airheadedness, cling to him adorably! I won't stop until Jie Yan has to admit he loves me! 4. If the third move doesn't work either, it means I've acted too late. I have to seize every opportunity. As an outstanding male immortal, I must put the fine example of my predecessors into practice: get him into bed first, and ask questions later-------This is the BCJ divider. And so I was thoroughly pinned down (even if I hadn't been, I couldn't beat him, so there was no escaping that fate...). 5. Once the fourth move succeeds, seize every advantage to move him, win him over, and let down his guard. Make him soften, waver, fall for you, and let you top him! Author's note: A shameless, outrageous bottom VS a ruthless, brutal top. Told in first person. I hope you enjoy this tragic tale of a bottom clinging to the top and desperately trying to turn the tables, only to fail! The water's warm in this pit, so come settle in for the long haul! AND I'm begging for your support on my knees. I'm cheap, just two flowers a day~