I've Transmigrated, and I'm a Man!

When you're unlucky, even drinking cold water can do more than make you choke. It can kill you! Take Mo Xiaobei, a strapping seven-foot man (well, actually, he's only 1.73 meters tall), with a cheerful, witty personality (too bad he's rather pretty). Why did I have to transmigrate to this perverted dynasty where men love men? Don't you know I'm straight? (Though, to be fair, I've never really liked any girls that much.) Fine, I transmigrated. But do you have to bully me this much? Why did someone start pawing at my precious flower as soon as I woke up? Being pinned down was bad enough, but why announce to everyone that I'm the new favorite? Bah! I never agreed to this! I'll show you the Mo family's self-defense techniques! Hmm, I got pinned down. Then I'll unleash my endless stream of insults! Hmm, I got beaten up, then pinned down again. I'll cry, make a scene, and threaten to hang myself! Hey, why am I acting like such a girl? Then I'll make a run for it while I still can! I got caught, and then got thoroughly pinned down again. Tears in my eyes. Does my life really have to be this miserable? Why is he always pinning me down?! The story of a straight man who doesn't want to be a concubine getting bent little by little, and a debauched emperor who wants to enjoy having beauties on both arms setting out to tame his male favorite. How will it all unfold? Follow and support me!!! Notice about the paid chapters: This novel will become paid on November 2. Some chapters will be locked retroactively (chapters 29-45, so please don't buy them if you've already read them~). If you like the story, you can use Moonstones to download it early, but please don't pirate it. I'm shy, twiddling my fingers. Only the extras will remain. You can earn points by writing a long review; it won't take many, around thirty should be enough. On Jinjiang, one yuan gets you one hundred points, so~ Thank you all for your support along the way. I curtsey to you~ Theme: