[DRRR | Durarara!!] Coincidence

A [Not-So-Everyday] School

Hey, look, this is the real world you never knew about~

There are no coincidences in this world, only inevitabilities.

[School life, huh? Since I'm good at writing school stories, no matter what I write, it always ends up as more than friends but less than lovers. I was wrong. I lack a heart capable of a mind-blowing plot twist TAT

But the one thing I'm glad about is that my deskmate is an eternal □ trope! Those jerks in the club all say the commemorative story I wrote for my deskmate sounds like a confession. Confession, my foot! If I were confessing, I wouldn't do it in the club magazine and then sell it! Bastards. At most, it's a self-centered, disgusting piece of self-redemption. How could it possibly deserve to be called a confession!]

[A short [main] DRRR + [pseudo] GINTAMA. Calling it BG when there's not even a confession, seriously? The Gintama jokes haven't even been developed, and you still have the nerve to put them here.]

Pairing: Heiwajima Shizuo. Short story, just testing the waters.

P.S. Previously posted on Sina Blog and Baidu Tieba under my old ID (Zigging Off to the Southeast Branch). Not plagiarism, with some minor changes.

My writing is awful and the characters are OOC. Feel free to beat me up.

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