[Harry Potter] Les Fleurs Du Mal

Long, long ago, at Potter Manor and in the grimy streets and alleys of London, there was a very handsome (...), brave (...), popular with girls (... this is a BL story ...), respected by everyone (...), kindhearted (...) young man. No, wait, a little brat. The brat was named James Potter. A male creature of unknown nature. His parents were nobles who spent most of their time away on extended honeymoons. His talent was getting into trouble, his hobby was fighting, and his passion was beating people up. The first thing he did every morning was sneak out of the manor and head for the Muggle streets to find someone to trade punches with. At nine, he rescued a greasy, gloomy little bat. At eleven, he pointed at the Dark Lord's nose and said, "Let's fight." So we don't have to wait for Harry Potter to be born. Before The Chosen One arrived, his dad had already turned the entire Wizarding World upside down. Pairing: SS/JP The protagonist is the bottom, and fights like a madman. This James isn't the original Potter, who was so full of himself you could have thought he was worth seventy or eighty thousand. He probably transmigrated, but with the protagonist's brain, there's not much to say about his past or future. He's a complete idiot who follows his instincts and single-handedly derails the plot. The Professor and the Dark Lord may both be out of character. This is a fun, melodramatic, and action-packed (?) story. Les fleurs du mal is the French title of Charles Baudelaire's poetry collection... The title is just a bait-y gimmick to lure people in. Feel free to throw bricks or flowers. The author is having a great time writing this, anyway.