Who Is Batman Secretly in Love With, Anyway?

[Main story complete]

Batman is infected by Poison Ivy's virus and starts coughing up flowers. Luckily, the virus isn't contagious to humans, so all he has to do is wait two weeks for it to heal on its own.

But everyone at home thinks he's come down with [Hanahaki disease], and they're convinced that each of them is the reason Batman got sick.

So every one of them kisses him.

PS: Everyone thinks Batman has a crush on them, but overall this is a family- and friendship-focused story centered on Batman. There are mentions of side pairings such as Dick/Barbara and Tim/Stephanie. The tone is fairly tongue-in-cheek, and sometimes breaks the fourth wall, so please be aware if that bothers you. (Though if you're already reading comics, you can just ignore the parts you don't like.)

[Coming soon]

A no-pairing, chaotic fun story: Batman vs. the Momma Mites

Blurb: Batman transmigrates into a world controlled by Momma Mites, where he encounters a sexy married Nightwing, a dark and broken Jason, a self-conscious and lovesick Tim, a legally adult-looking loli Damian, a busty pervert Superman, and an ice-skinned, jade-boned Joker.

After dragging his sons out of bed for the 108th time when they randomly respawn there, beating back villains drooling over the Robins, and forcing everyone to change into clothes that show no more than twenty percent skin, Batman finally loses his patience.

To protect his sons' asses, he's going to fight the Mommas.

A pure-love Kon/Tim story: The World's Second-Best Duo

Blurb: The whole world says Tim has a crush on Conner.

Conner doesn't think so. Tim seems like a perfectly typical straight guy to him.

So he happily hangs out with him, never worrying that the rumors might affect their friendship.

Until Tim gets a boyfriend, a random guy whose name Conner can't even remember.

Theme: Everyone loves Batman.