Planning to start this one around the end of the year. Promise: I'll start as soon as it gets 500 bookmarks! (Second person.)
Your name is Bai Lili. After pulling an all-nighter on your phone and dying suddenly, you transmigrate into a fox spirit. From the start, your dying fox father bids you farewell, telling you bluntly that he's left you a vast fortune, enough to keep you carefree for life. Hearing this, you feel as if a bolt of lightning has struck you!
With such a vast fortune, how can a fox who came to this life halfway through and can barely walk protect it? But you can't bear to give it away, either. As you rack your brain for a solution, you suddenly look up and realize that your mountain is called Jilei Mountain!
Heh. So even after transmigrating into a wealthy fox spirit, you still can't escape becoming a live-in son-in-law, huh?
But a live-in son-in-law is one thing. You're not taking the married Bull Demon King, thanks.
As it happens, the sky is red with sunset that day when a streak of light, wrapped in a dense aura of bloodlust, crashes into your mountain gate. The light fades, revealing a beautiful young boy. A clear lotus fragrance spreads through the air. You recognize him as an immortal and use every last bit of your magic to cast an enchantment, determined to make a god yours!
You didn't expect that Nezha, though enchanted and obedient to your every word, would be so domineering! He gets jealous even when you exchange a few words with a passing monk.
Seeing the Fire-Tipped Spear wreathed in Samadhi True Fire skim the monk's scalp, you hurry into Nezha's arms and soothe him in a coquettish, vulnerable voice:
"Darling, that's Tang Sanzang. He's a monk."
"He can still leave the priesthood. How pure can a monk be if he broke his vows and was cast out of Spirit Mountain?"
Nezha retorts coldly without even lifting his eyelids. Only then do you realize that Journey to the West has gone terribly wrong!
Heaven's will has decreed that you must help set Journey to the West back on course and spread Western Buddhism. Your head starts pounding. You can't even manage to sit on the throne of Fox King, so how can you take on such an important task?
But your live-in son-in-law is in the Celestial Court, and the Jade Emperor has issued an imperial decree assigning you the mission. As his family, what else can you do?
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