Nezha, Don't Touch Me There

Completed | Investiture of the Gods: Becoming the Wife of Tsundere Nezha / Modern-Day: Nezha’s Daily Online Romance Blurb: After being reborn, Nezha is consumed by resentment, fierce and violent, wishing he could burn the heavens and destroy the earth with a single thrust of his spear. But then a little sparrow with no sense of danger falls from the sky, and a gentle stream puts out the infernal flames raging inside him. * The first time she met him, the boy burned off her beautiful tail feathers. She was on the brink of death when she was luckily rescued after binding herself to a System, only to be scorned and interrogated about what kind of thing she was! Ji Jiu: “Chirp, chirp!” After her high-pitched cry, the boy laughed until he shook with mirth. Then, wickedly, he poked her crop, rubbed the crook of her leg, and fastened a golden ring around it. “There, now you have proof that you belong to me.” But later, on a cold, rainy night, as floodwaters submerged Chentang Pass and a pair of accusing eyes stared at him, he said: “She’s the only wild bird here. She has nothing to do with this Crown Prince!” * Ji Jiu was an idealistic sparrow who dreamed of becoming a great demon, but unfortunately, she was born after the founding of the country. Determined to cultivate, she ventured into all kinds of deadly forbidden lands. By accident, she fell into a rift in time and space, returning to the Shang dynasty, where she was bound to the “Nezha-exclusive Spirit Pet Cultivation System”! As long as she snuggled up to and rubbed against her keeper, her cultivation increased. To complete her tasks, Ji Jiu worked hard every day to maintain their master-and-pet relationship! But her keeper, Nezha, had his eye on making her his mate. He stole her feathers and stroked her back. Tsk, he just wants an egg, doesn’t he? This bird is generous! Reborn God of Slaughter Nezha × a little sparrow who flirts without realizing it Reader’s Guide: 1. A light, self-indulgent story, short to medium length, told mostly from Nezha’s perspective. 2. The heroine isn’t human. She’s a sparrow who gained intelligence after the founding of the country and is determined to become a great monster! 3. Playful, witty, and sweet with a touch of angst. 4. Nezha is a reborn God of Slaughter. Any out-of-character moments are the author’s responsibility. Theme: None