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[Investiture of the Gods] Becoming the Proud Nezha's Wife
[封神]给傲娇哪吒当夫人
by He Bu He (鹤卜禾)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 298k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- English
- Request a translation
Synopsis
You can enjoy this without having read the original.
Writing is hard work. The official version costs only about as much as a cup of Mixue.
New novel: Nezha, Don't Touch Me Like That.
After transmigrating to the Shang dynasty, Linglan managed to scrape by on her golden finger and lived a steady life, but she always felt something was missing.
Then one day, a stunning young man fell from the sky. He was so beautiful he looked like a demon, with broad shoulders and a narrow waist. A feeling of destiny came over her, so she rolled up her sleeves and carried him home!
She lit the red candles, cut the wedding veil, and opened a jar of erguotou! She thanked the heavens with a heartfelt bow, then held the beauty in her arms, eagerly awaiting their wedding night.
Just to wait for him, she even took the gold bracelets off her own body to buy medicinal herbs and tonics when he was badly injured! He was beautiful, and she couldn't get enough of him. She looked at him all day and thought about him all night! At last, her wait was over!
The young man woke up! He said he wanted to eat her! She shyly lowered her head and bared her neck, wondering if she should get some pork liver and deer antler to help him recover.
But the young man said his name was Nezha!
Waaah, there are so many fan versions that she didn't dare ask which Nezha this was. She immediately took drastic action with tears in her eyes, bundled him up and tossed him out, then ran away in the middle of the night!
But less than half a month later, Nezha appeared before her on Wind-Fire Wheels, Fire-Tipped Spear in hand. His gaze was gloomy as he pinched her chin and whispered, "Am I not your darling husband? We have such deep feelings for each other. Why did you run?"
Linglan, obediently begging for mercy :): "I didn't run, I didn't run. I just wanted to see my husband's dashing and heroic appearance with my own eyes."
Nezha: "Hah, what a silver tongue!"
*
Ever since transforming into a lotus body, Nezha had felt like he was missing something.
The more he thought about it, the more irritated he became. Just as he could barely restrain the murderous intent in his heart, Li Jing showed up. They exchanged all kinds of magical treasures, and at the last moment, Li Jing activated the Exquisite Pagoda and sent him flying!
He thought he was going to die, but then a little liar saved him!
The little liar was greedy and lustful, taking his magical treasures and coveting his body, too!
The little liar was capable. Her medicine tasted terrible but worked, and her candy was unusual but deliciously sweet!
The little liar was audacious, calling him her darling husband every other breath, only to toss him into Xiqi and run away in the middle of the night!
After half a month apart, he went mad searching for her. When they met again, she was as afraid of him as a mouse. He finally coaxed her into calming down, only for her to grow too distant. She wouldn't let him put his arms around her or hug her, and even dodged when he tried to hold her hand, reminding him that men and women should keep their distance!
The little liar was the one who made the first move, yet in the end, he was the one who fell for her.
Little scene 1 (proud, sharp-tongued x practical and straightforward)
Nezha: "Why don't you stare at my face in a daze anymore?"
Linglan: "...Spiritual energy invigorates the mind and keeps me alert."
Little scene 2 (domineering x coyly seductive)
Nezha: "I'm still here, and you're already thinking about other men?"
Linglan: "...Didn't you deny that we're married?"
Reading Guide:
1. Nearing completion. Don't worry, dear readers, you can read in peace.
2. Nezha from Investiture of the Gods, combined with prehistoric mythology and some original worldbuilding.
3. Sunny girl x proud, sharp-tongued man. She is direct at first and coy later.
4. A sweet story about mutual devotion. The female lead's career plot is a minor supporting thread. Proceed with caution if that's not your thing.
5. Dual perspectives.
Tags
Not a strong female lead | Happy ending | Cozy everyday romance | Mutual devotion | Dual perspectives | Golden finger
Content warning
The female lead transmigrates into the world.
A completed novel of the same type: Nezha, Don't Touch Me Like That. Blurb:
After being reborn, Nezha was filled with resentment, fierce and violent, wishing he could burn the heavens and earth with a single spear thrust. But then a clueless little sparrow fell from the sky, and its gentle, flowing presence extinguished the fire of malice within him.
*
The first time she met him, the young man burned off her beautiful tail feathers. When she was on the brink of death, she was fortunately saved after bonding with a System, only for him to scorn her and ask what sort of thing she was!
Ji Jiu: "Chirp, chirp!"
After her high-pitched cry, the young man laughed until he was doubled over. Then, cruelly, he poked at her crop and rubbed her leg, fastening a gold ring around it.
"There. Now you have proof that you belong to me."
But later, on a cold and rainy night, as floodwaters engulfed Chentang, faced with a pair of accusing eyes after another, he said:
"The only wild bird here has nothing to do with this crown prince!"
*
Ji Jiu was an ambitious sparrow who dreamed of becoming a great demon, but she had the misfortune to be born after the founding of the nation.
To work hard at cultivation, she braved one perilous place after another. By accident, she fell into a rift in time and space, returning to the Shang dynasty and binding herself to the "Nezha Exclusive Spirit Pet" cultivation System!
She could increase her cultivation just by snuggling and nuzzling her master, so Ji Jiu diligently maintained their master-and-pet relationship every day to complete her missions!
But her master, Nezha, kept thinking of making her his partner, stealing her feathers and rubbing her back.
Tsk, he just wanted an egg, didn't he? Birds are generous!
Reborn God of Slaughter Nezha x little sparrow who flirts without realizing it
Next month's new novel: Jealous Husband [Matriarchy], an original historical transmigration novel set in a Matriarchy, no blurb yet.
Recommending a friend's novel: From Concubine to Emperor (Three Kingdoms), All That's Missing Is Guo Jia
Theme: Every meeting is destined.
Tags
- ThemeClassical Fanfiction
- POVDual POV
- Age18+
- JJWXCSigned
- AccessPaid (VIP)
- Daily Life
- Investiture of Gods
- Proximity Romance
- Sharp-Tongued
- Sweet Story
- Time Travel
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Lady Yin's behavior is perfectly normal. She has more than one son, Nezha, so choosing her husband over her son is perfectly normal. After all, her husband is the one who will be with her for life. It just shows she wasn't a good mother.
[Cat paw] Who knew that when it comes to being flamboyant, it has to be Zha 🐶🌹
It feels like it ended so quickly!
Author, you should write longer side stories!
[Orange Sugar] I'm shipping [Purple Sugar] Is Huang going to get a wife too?
Take your wife back to your own territory, Nezha
Keep it up! [Good luck, Lianlian] Be positive and keep watching! 🐶
Is it this exciting right from the start?
Waaaaah, I'm so crying. It just feels a bit crazy, but it's normal. Why would someone who's cultivating immortality need a normal relationship? 🐶
Wow, they even borrowed the Pangu Banner! [Good luck!]