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Transmigrating to the Shang dynasty, Linglan gets by on her golden finger, barely making enough to live on. Her days are steady, but she always feels as if something is missing.
Then one day, a breathtakingly beautiful young man with broad shoulders and a narrow waist falls from the sky. She feels as though fate has brought them together, so she rolls up her sleeves and carries him home!
She lights the red candles, cuts the wedding veil, and opens a jar of erguotou! She thanks the heavens with all her heart, then welcomes the beauty into her arms, eagerly awaiting their wedding night.
For the sake of that long-awaited night, when the young man is badly injured, she pawns the golden rings she wears to buy medicine and tonics. He's so beautiful that she can't stop drooling over him, staring at him all day and thinking about him all night. At last, the moment arrives!
The young man wakes up! He says he wants to eat her. She bashfully lowers her head and bares her neck, wondering if she should get him some pork liver and deer antler to build up his strength.
But the young man says his name is Ne Zha!
Waaah, there are so many fan versions that she doesn't even dare ask which Ne Zha he's supposed to be. Instead, she regretfully puts her plan into action, bundles him up, and throws him out, then flees overnight!
But less than half a month later, Ne Zha appears before her, riding the Wind-Fire Wheels and holding the Fire-Tipped Spear. His expression is gloomy as he grips her chin and whispers, “Aren't I your darling husband? We're deeply in love, so why did you run?”
Linglan, looking meek, begs for mercy: “I didn't run! I just wanted to witness your dashing heroics with my own eyes.”
Ne Zha: “Hmph. What a silver tongue!”
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Ever since his body was remade from lotus, Ne Zha has felt as if he lost something.
The more he thinks about it, the more irritated he gets. Just as the murderous urge in his heart becomes impossible to suppress, Li Jing shows up of his own accord. He brings out every magical treasure he has, and at the critical moment, Li Jing activates the Exquisite Pagoda and blasts Ne Zha away!
Ne Zha thinks he's about to die, but then a little liar saves him!
The little liar is greedy and lecherous. She takes his magical treasures and covets his body!
The little liar is remarkably capable. Her medicine tastes awful but works, and the candy she gives him is strange but deliciously sweet!
The little liar is brazen. She keeps calling him her darling husband, then turns around, dumps him in Xiqi, and runs away overnight!
After half a month apart, he's gone half-mad searching for her. When they meet again, she's as scared of him as a mouse. He finally manages to coax her back around, but then she becomes too distant. She won't let him hold or hug her, and even dodges when he tries to hold her hand, reminding him that men and women should keep their distance!
The little liar was the one who made the first move, but in the end, he's the one who falls for her.
Bonus Scene 1 (Tsundere and sharp-tongued ✖️ practical and straightforward)
Ne Zha: “Why don't you stare at my face anymore?”
Linglan: “...Spiritual energy invigorates the mind.”
Bonus Scene 2 (Dominant ✖️ flirtatious and elusive)
Ne Zha: “I'm still right here, and you're already thinking about other men?”
Linglan: “...Didn't you refuse to admit we're married?”
Reader's guide:
1. The story is almost complete, so read with peace of mind.
2. Ne Zha is based on Investiture of the Gods, with elements from the Primordial World setting and some original worldbuilding.
3. Sunny girl ✖️ tsundere, sharp-tongued man. She's direct at first and becomes a flirt later.
4. A sweet romance with mutual devotion. The career plot is a minor accessory for the female lead. Read with care if that's not your thing.
5. Dual perspectives.
Tags
Not a strong female lead | HE | Cozy everyday romance | Mutual pining | Dual perspectives | Golden finger
Content warning
The female lead transmigrates in her own body.
New story in progress: Ne Zha, Don't Touch Me Like That (character concepts and premise, not the blurb)
A cheeky little sparrow ✖️ reborn god of slaughter Ne Zha.
A little sparrow who transmigrates falls onto Ne Zha's head. At the brink of life and death, she awakens a Pet System and sets out to win Ne Zha's heart and achieve immortality. But before she knows it, her mission has upgraded her from a spirit pet to his wife! What a turn of events...
Check out the modern online-dating story, What Happens When Ne Zha Gets Tricked into Marriage?
To modernize, Heaven squeezes its workers and puts Ne Zha, who's up to date with trends in the mortal world, in the spotlight, having him livestream sales (the product: faith in Heaven).
But Ne Zha says he has no problem livestreaming or promoting products, as long as he gets to choose what he streams.
So all of Heaven gets swept up in five-on-five MOBA games, and when tempers flare, they even settle things in person!
But when everyone is bruised and battered, they discover that the god of slaughter Ne Zha has a shield over his head!
The gods: “Why is a warrior taking a support?”
Ne Zha: “Sorry, she's not only my support, she's my wife too~”
A joke blurb
During a late-night livestream, Ne Zha is protected all night by a random support player, and somehow the two of them end up bound as lovers in-game. Once he's clearheaded, Ne Zha reflects: It's just a game. But later, high above the clouds, he looks down at a lively young woman with a sweet, delicate charm and suddenly falls for her.
Check out a friend's story: From the Three Kingdoms to the Throne, All That's Missing Is Guo Jia
Theme: Every encounter is destined.
It's so normal for Mrs. Yin. Nezha has more than one son. It's so normal for her to choose a husband in front of her husband and son. After all, her husband is the one who will accompany her for the rest of her life. It can only be said that she is not a good mother.
It feels like it ended so quickly
Author, your extra story needs to be longer.
[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Candy] Is kswl Huang going to have a wife too?
Zha takes his wife back to his own territory
Come on [Good Luck Lotus] and be positive, I'll love to watch [dog head] more often
[Dog's head holding a rose] Is it so exciting when you first come out?
Woohoo, cry well, it just makes me feel crazy, but it's normal now that I've become an immortal, so why do I still have a normal relationship [dog head]
Good guy, I borrowed all the Pangu flags [Good Luck Lotus]
[Good Luck Lotus] I was emo today and was watching videos at home and forgot to keep track of the list. Oh my money.
It's so normal for Mrs. Yin. Nezha has more than one son. It's so normal for her to choose a husband in front of her husband and son. After all, her husband is the one who will accompany her for the rest of her life. It can only be said that she is not a good mother.
It feels like it ended so quickly
Author, your extra story needs to be longer.
[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Candy] Is kswl Huang going to have a wife too?
Zha takes his wife back to his own territory
Come on [Good Luck Lotus] and be positive, I'll love to watch [dog head] more often
[Dog's head holding a rose] Is it so exciting when you first come out?
Woohoo, cry well, it just makes me feel crazy, but it's normal now that I've become an immortal, so why do I still have a normal relationship [dog head]
Good guy, I borrowed all the Pangu flags [Good Luck Lotus]
[Good Luck Lotus] I was emo today and was watching videos at home and forgot to keep track of the list. Oh my money.