When Drunk, I Turn into a Pretty Little Fool

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The top pampers the bottom | Young business tycoon × adorable, unexpectedly sweet darling

Chi Yushu has always been easygoing and has never had feelings for anyone.

So he doesn't mind the upcoming arranged marriage.

To help the two of them grow closer, their families hold a banquet.

After six years, Chi Yushu sees his future arranged-marriage partner, Lu Xian, again, as well as... his good friend Shen Yancheng.

For some reason, the famous and powerful young CEO Shen Yancheng seems to have a strong dislike of him for no reason.

Even though this is clearly their first time meeting.

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Shen Yancheng listens as his good friend Lu Xian, who has just returned from abroad, complains about the misery of his arranged marriage.

He becomes convinced that Lu Xian's arranged-marriage partner, Chi Yushu, is a greedy, profit-seeking little schemer, and looks down on him completely.

Who could have guessed he would run into Chi Yushu alone and drunk at the banquet?

The other man's behavior seems... completely different from how his good friend Lu Xian described him.

Drunk, Chi Yushu throws a little tantrum, sits in Shen Yancheng's lap, and bats his tearful eyes at him with a pitiful look.

“You don't have to like me! But why are you being mean to me?”

“You're such a big liar.”

Shen Yancheng remembers his prejudice against Chi Yushu and feels a little guilty.

But who knew Chi Yushu could change his tune faster than turning a page?

Once sober, he goes right back to his usual cool, aloof, keep-your-distance self.

What he doesn't know is that when Chi Yushu wakes up and remembers what happened and what he said, he feels as if five thunderclaps have struck him.

He never imagined that drunk Chi Yushu could be so... coquettish. No, so affected and coy.

And the person who witnessed it all was none other than Shen Yancheng, the one he doesn't get along with.

So awkward... So embarrassing... So mortifying...

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Lu Xian is an irresponsible playboy, always surrounded by a gaggle of women.

Chi Yushu didn't care at first.

But one sordid incident follows another, until Chi Yushu is fed up.

So he tells both families in no uncertain terms that he won't go through with the marriage.

When Shen Yancheng hears the news, he comforts his good friend Lu Xian, saying he's escaped a terrible fate,

while being so happy he can't sleep and wishing he could rush to the Chi family that very night to arrange a marriage with Chi Yushu.

Who knew Lu Xian would come to his senses and decide he was going to pursue Chi Yushu after all?

But when he turns back, he finds Chi Yushu cuddled up with his good friend Shen Yancheng, whispering sweet nothings.

Lu Xian: Didn't you say he was a greedy, profit-seeking little schemer?!

Shen Yancheng: I never said that. You did.

Lu Xian: You agreed with me before!

Shen Yancheng: What does it matter whether he is or isn't? Money, power, profit, or love, I can give him anything he wants. If he wants it, I'll get down on my knees and offer it to him with both hands.

Lu Xian: ???

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If you'd asked Chi Yushu on the night of the banquet, he never would have thought he'd fall for the annoying Shen Yancheng.

When he finally realizes his own feelings, he doesn't know how to face them or express them.

So he decides to take advantage of being drunk and confess to Shen Yancheng.

He sets up the room and gets everything ready.

Before Shen Yancheng arrives, he downs an entire bottle of alcohol.

But this time, the alcohol doesn't work.

Chi Yushu is baffled. Hearing Shen Yancheng come in, he decides to go all in and pretend to be drunk.

He throws his arms around the other man and kisses him, then pours out a whole string of sweet, syrupy words.

But Shen Yancheng just chuckles. “Baby, stop pretending. The bottle you drank was the alcohol-free wine I bought.”

Chi Yushu: …

Chi Yushu is so embarrassed he wants to crawl into a crack in the floor, but Shen Yancheng holds him close and kisses him again and again.

Shen Yancheng: I understand how you feel. My heart has belonged to you for a long time, too.

Coming soon: The Straight Guy Who Needed Discipline

Shi En was a horror-game streamer on a certain video platform in high school. After the college entrance exams, while he was streaming a horror game, a keyboard warrior insulted him, saying that if he played games every day, he'd never get into college.

But Shi En was good at both studying and gaming. Not only did he make plenty of money as a streamer, he also got into the best university, A University.

It turned out the foul-mouthed netizen also went to A University, and even spread rumors that Shi En's admission letter was fake.

To prove that he was a top student, Shi En was forced to start filming daily vlogs once he began university.

He never expected that showing his face would send him straight to the top of the trending list.

#Shocking! That horror-game streamer from the video platform is actually a cute girl

Shi En: This is ridiculous!!! I'm not a cute girl!! I'm a guy! A straight guy!!!

Viewer 1: Baby, you're so pretty.

Viewer 2: Sorry, I didn't know you looked like this before. Can you add me back as a friend now?

Viewer 3: You play horror games every day with a face like that?!!

After the college entrance exams, Qin Heli was on a graduation trip with friends when they ran into a thief. He never expected a handsome, slender young man to appear out of nowhere, stop the thief, and help him get his phone back.

That one encounter made his heart race, but the young man refused to exchange contact details and only said, “Bro, remember: when you do a good deed, don't leave your name!”

He spent the whole summer immersed in regret.

Who knew that once school started at A University, he would come across the other man's vlog?

So he began making his move both online and offline.

Online, he became the top donor in the other man's stream and asked him to play a game together.

“Big bro, this game is way too scary. Will you play with me?”

Offline, he went to great lengths to get close and create chances to run into each other and spend time together.

“What a coincidence. We meet again.”

Until one day, a straight guy began to question himself.

One day, viewers in the stream discovered that the top donor was the very person who had insulted Shi En back then. He had changed his nickname, but his ID number couldn't be changed.

So they all urged Shi En to arrange a meeting and find out whether this guy who acted so high and mighty really went to A University.

Shi En also remembered how much trouble this guy had caused him. Now he suddenly felt that the gifts the man sent every day were like a provocation, so he messaged him right away:

Bro, you've won an Apple XX PRO MAX 1TB in my stream giveaway. Since we're both at A University, why don't we meet in person? How about the woods beside East Lake?

Qin Heli had no idea what the other man was up to, but he also wanted him to know he was the top donor, so he agreed to meet.

When they met, Shi En was stunned to see that the good buddy who had helped him so much was this guy.

What left him even more baffled was that this good buddy confessed to him...

He's a straight guy, for crying out loud!!!

Shi En plays games with other viewers.

Qin Heli: Big bro, go ahead and play with them. I can manage by myself.

Shi En goes out to eat with his club friends.

Qin Heli: I don't want to bother you. It's just a little boring eating alone... No one to talk to...

Shi En gives his younger sister a graduation present.

Qin Heli: Actually, no one's ever given me a present, not once in my whole life. I'm not jealous at all...

Shi En: She's my actual little sister!

Qin Heli: Oh, okay.

Shi En gradually accepts that his boyfriend is a harmless little green tea.

But then things start to get weird again.

He likes a classmate's video.

The next second, Qin Heli's messages pop up.

Qin Heli: Baby

Qin Heli: Explain yourself

Qin Heli: Say something

He goes out for dinner and doesn't come home.

At exactly ten, Qin Heli calls right on time.

Qin Heli: It's curfew.

Qin Heli: Who was that guy who put food on your plate?

Qin Heli: I'm waiting for you outside.

Coming soon: The Sleeping Husband

Mature, fatherly type × naturally spaced-out, well-behaved darling

Yun Xu is the Yun family's fake young master. When he had just started elementary school, the Yun family discovered the truth and brought their real son home.

Yun Xu was sent to an orphanage.

For a wealthy family like the Yuns, raising one more child would have been no trouble.

But the Yun and Chen families had arranged a marriage, and the Chens were a powerful, prestigious family in A City.

Afraid Yun Xu might try to take the real young master's place, they sent him to an orphanage in a small town to eliminate any future trouble.

More than a decade later, the Chen family ran into trouble and nearly went bankrupt. Their only son, Chen Yuan, had been spoiled rotten.

He spent all day drinking and partying, drank himself into brain damage, and ended up in the hospital in a vegetative state.

The Yun family didn't want their own child to be married off, but they were also afraid other families would call them faithless.

So they remembered Yun Xu, the boy they'd left at the orphanage.

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To repay the Yun family for raising him for several years, Yun Xu agrees to take the real young master's place in the arranged marriage.

So he spends every day by Chen Yuan's hospital bed, taking care of him.

He prays that Chen Yuan will get better, that he'll remember how well Yun Xu cared for him and live happily with him.

But the attending physician, Jin Sijing, takes pity on him and tells him the truth: Chen Yuan isn't going to wake up.

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Yun Xu takes a leave of absence from school and practically moves into the hospital.

He spends more and more time with Doctor Jin.

“Doctor Jin is a very principled, upright man. Saving lives and healing the sick is so noble...”

As Yun Xu is kissed until he's dizzy with desire in the consultation room, this thought comes into his mind for no reason.

Sitting in Jin Sijing's lap, the corners of his eyes red, he says obediently but dazedly, “I have to go feed Chen Yuan.”

Jin Sijing wraps his arms around Yun Xu's waist to keep him from leaving. “Marry me.”

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Yun Xu has always believed his parents died when he was born.

That's why he's so grateful to the Yun family for raising him.

But things don't seem so simple.

Why did his parents really die? Who is he? Where did he come from?

Bonus scene:

Yun Xu has been living at Doctor Jin's house for a while.

One day, Doctor Jin is going to work and asks Yun Xu to get him a tie from the wardrobe.

Yun Xu opens Jin Sijing's wardrobe and freezes.

There are lots of maid outfits inside... and even his high school uniform...

Could they all be for him to wear?

He clearly remembers Doctor Jin being a very serious person.

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