Whose Celebrity Boyfriend Is This Kind of Dad-Type?

An absurd, goofy little sweet treat, with no angst at all. Enjoy without worry.

Cheng Suchi is a famous idol who's both notorious and popular.

Though his singing is off-key and his limbs flail everywhere when he dances, he's so good-looking that he debuted by a hair and became one of the most talked-about idols around.

His haters have plenty of reasons to hate him, while his fans love his face.

Everyone says he's lucky.

Cheng Suchi, who just wants to lie flat and get laid, says: Heh.

Other people enter showbiz to become famous.

He entered only to find an excuse to sleep with Qi Yanchuan.

Qi Yanchuan is currently the youngest Best Actor in Huaguo, a performer whose talent is beyond question.

But that doesn't matter to Cheng Suchi.

What matters to him is Qi Yanchuan's tall, long-legged, perfectly proportioned figure, eight-pack abs, and narrow waist.

So Cheng Suchi decided Qi Yanchuan was the ultimate top.

For years, Cheng Suchi watched countless videos and stayed up studying The Art of Being a Green Tea and The Guide to Becoming a White Lotus. He committed every kind of play and every sex toy's use to memory.

In the end, he turned himself into a custard bun with a molten center.

On the outside, a delicate white flower. On the inside, nothing but filthy thoughts.

And all of it was in pursuit of sleeping with Qi Yanchuan, the ultimate top.

At last, on a dark and stormy night, he seized his chance, dressed in a bathrobe, and climbed into Qi Yanchuan's bed...

The bed-climbing went very smoothly.

The problem was, Qi Yanchuan seemed unable to perform.

Cheng Suchi had practically taken everything off, and Qi Yanchuan had gone to the bathroom to smoke!

Was he all looks and no substance...?

*

To the outside world, Qi Yanchuan is a cold, aloof ice prince. In reality, he likes cute, fluffy things.

One day, he happened to come across a video. The boy in it sang off-key, danced terribly, and had almost no control over his expressions, but he was just so adorable.

So Qi Yanchuan went from watching a hate video to becoming Cheng Suchi's rich dad fan. He diligently supports his precious kid every day, never missing a fan-page sign-in or a support event. His favorite way to unwind is watching his kid's content with a proud, doting smile.

Until one day, his precious kid climbed into his bed, eyes red, wearing nothing but a bathrobe, and tearfully begged him to keep him.

Because he was broke.

Qi Yanchuan fell silent for a moment, quietly draped some clothes over his kid, then went into the bathroom and silently lit a cigarette.

My kid, how did you get so poor you don't even have clothes to wear...

And so Qi Yanchuan became Cheng Suchi's sugar daddy.

He threw all kinds of resources at him.

He kept an eye on his variety shows.

He taught him how to act, hand over hand.

They had to do magazine shoots together.

After all, the kid refused to wear long underwear, was picky about food, clingy, and always attracted the wrong people.

Taking good care of his kid was only his duty.

Besides, a sugar daddy was practically a father, right?

Can fatherly love turn into something else?

Who knows.

The seemingly cold, aloof Best Actor who's actually a doting, fussy, eccentric dad-type top, Qi Yanchuan VS the seemingly poor, innocent white-flower idol who's both notorious and popular, but is actually a rich second-generation young master with a head full of filthy thoughts, Cheng Suchi, the bottom

* Both characters are adults. The top is 23 and the bottom is 20. This is a healthy adult romance, though at first the top sees the bottom as a fanboy-dad.

* Both are physically and emotionally devoted to each other. It's goofy, absurd sweetness all the way through, with no angst. Enjoy!

Here's a coming-soon story:

College campus // shamelessly forward x cold-faced cutie // funny, everyday sweetness // the top loses his memory

Qi Yu woke up one morning and went from a pure-hearted high schooler who had just finished his college entrance exams and never dated, to a notorious college playboy rumored to be dating eight people at once.

His roommate bitterly complained that Qi Yu had used his handsome face to steal the hearts of countless girls.

How shameless!

After losing his memory, Qi Yu pointed at himself. "Huh? Me?"

His roommate: "Who else?! You heartless scumbag, taking advantage of all those pretty girls!"

Qi Yu said innocently, "But I don't like pretty girls.

I only like pretty boys."

His roommate: "?!?!"

Qi Yu said earnestly, "That's right. I'm gay."

His roommate clutched himself in terror.

Qi Yu reassured him. "Relax. Rabbits don't eat the grass by their burrow, and you're not my type."

As they spoke, the door opened and a stunning beauty who was exactly his type walked in, wearing a cold expression.

He was mean to Qi Yu, but he was so beautiful.

Qi Yu looked earnestly at his roommate. "Do you have his contact info? I like him."

His roommate stared in disbelief. "You want his contact info? You like him?!"

Qi Yu nodded like a pecking chick.

His roommate was thunderstruck. "What happened to rabbits not eating the grass by their burrow?"

Qi Yu declared righteously, "That's called being close to the water and getting the moon first!"

He's coming for his moon, hahaha!

His roommate: "But aren't you two mortal enemies?!"

Qi Yu: "???"

*

Qi Yu was a little sad. His love at first sight had suddenly turned into his mortal enemy.

His budding young heart had turned into a tragic tale of falling in love with his sworn foe.

Oh, well. Better not fall in love. It won't work out.

But something was off about this mortal enemy of his.

He kept seducing Qi Yu!

The beauty came out of the bath in front of him!

The beauty kept snuggling and rubbing up against him!

The beauty might have a cold face, but he actually liked Qi Yu so much!

Qi Yu thought for two seconds, then suddenly understood.

They must be following a getting-back-together-after-a-breakup plot!

The beauty still liked him but was too proud to admit it, so he kept trying to seduce him!

A tsundere with a cold face was exactly his type!

Qi Yu knew it. This guy was his destined wife!

Hehehe, I'm coming, honey!

Qi Yu: ˶╹ꇴ╹˶

*

Tang Yingnian thought Qi Yu must have hit his head.

After losing his memory, he'd become shameless again. He'd even changed Tang Yingnian's contact name to "Wife" just to tease him.

He also kept showing up to get Tang Yingnian's attention.

He was really annoying.

Tang Yingnian: ᗜ ‸ ᗜ

Tang Yingnian wanted Qi Yu to know his place.

He repeatedly insisted, "We're mortal enemies who can't stand each other."

Qi Yu was unfazed. "But I want us to be so close we're practically one person (flirty wink.JPG)."

Qi Yu: Roses, roses, roses

Tang Yingnian: ...

Forget it. He couldn't argue with an idiot.

*

After recovering his memories, Qi Yu wanted to bash his head against a block of tofu.

What had he done?!

Confessed to his mortal enemy and told him how much he liked him.

Thrown tantrums and begged his mortal enemy to go on a date with him.

Had the gall to call himself his boyfriend in public, and even climbed into his bed.

Why hadn't Tang Yingnian just beaten him to death?

Qi Yu decided to "lose his memory" again.

What Seven Little Dried Fish did had nothing to do with him, Qi Yu.

He would never admit that embarrassing idiot was him!

But his wife smelled so good...

Bonus scene:

The two of them's WeChat chat log, Blackpink:

Tang Yingnian: Middle finger.JPG

Qi Yu: Ring.JPG

Tang Yingnian: ...

Qi Yu: ,,,,,,,,

Qi Yu: Classmate Tang, please stop having a secret crush on me! Nothing can come of two men being together!

Tang Yingnian: ?

Qi Yu: Hehe, kidding. Actually, nothing can come of a man and a woman being together either, but I can bring you apples every day.

Tang Yingnian: Are you downstairs?

Qi Yu: Yup, come down and eat. I brought you an apple for dessert.

Tang Yingnian: One minute.

A happy puppy with shameless, forward top VS a sharp-tongued, soft-hearted, tsundere cold-faced cutie bottom

Qi Yu is the top! Don't get them reversed.

Both are each other's first love and have only been with each other, body and soul.

This is a purely goofy, sweet story with no angst.

Theme: Becoming a better version of yourself.