He Xi accidentally stepped into a river. When he climbed back out, he found that he had transmigrated into a cultivation novel he had cursed out the night before.
The protagonist was a saintly, invincible hero, abnormally kind in a dark, ruthless world where the strong preyed on the weak.
Betrayed by his brothers? Forgive them! Framed and slandered by his sect? Forgive them! Driven to the brink of death by an ungrateful backstabber? Forgive them anyway! It nearly made He Xi's blood boil.
But now, looking at his own frail, helpless self... A saintly hero is great! A saintly hero is wonderful!
By playing the victim, He Xi became the least noticeable burden in the protagonist's team, struggling to survive in the cracks of this world where the strong preyed on the weak. Life was hard.
Fortunately, three years later, the System and its golden finger, essentials for anyone who transmigrates into a book, finally found him. He Xi was moved to tears. But the next moment, a voice rang in his mind: [Alluring Scent Physique, activated! ** Divine Tool, activated! Super-Satisfying **, activated!]
He Xi: ???
System: Dear, you've transmigrated into restricted fan fiction. Complete the missions to get the same golden finger as the invincible hero.
[Mission 1: Slap Yan Xiangnan.]
[Mission 2: Make Yan Xiangnan your dog.]
Yan Xiangnan was that saintly, invincible hero. Seeing He Xi's strange expression, he immediately came over with concern and asked what was wrong.
He Xi gave a stiff smile, not daring to say a word.
After the System threatened and tempted him, he still went after the man, completing countless humiliating missions and successfully making Yan Xiangnan kneel beneath him, trembling all over as he buried his face against He Xi's belly and panted heavily.
Just as He Xi was about to step on him, as the System required, another mechanical voice suddenly appeared in his mind: [Mind Reading has been granted.]
He Xi froze for a moment. Then a terrifying, lovesick murmur reached his ears:
"I love you, I love you, I love you, I want to ** you, I love you, I love you, I love you..."
He Xi was still dazed when he heard the murmuring overlap with the System's earlier voice.
[Mission 18: Accept Yan Xiangnan's confession.]
[Blurb recorded on 2026/9/8, screenshot archived]
Note: Both leads are each other's one and only, physically and emotionally.
Theme: Keep your eyes open and beware of scams
