Who Wants to Be Your Boyfriend?

The bottom is a socially anxious shut-in who is very active online, but turns into a timid little quail in real life.

One day, he gets into a three-hundred-round online flame war with someone, only to discover the next day that this person is his new roommate. He's so frightened he can't sleep for days, but his new roommate has no idea that he's the person he was arguing with online.

The bottom is overjoyed, convinced he's already won.

He secretly keeps an eye on the top and befriends him, all while continuing to provoke him online.

The bottom: There are three people in your family. Your dad is called xxx, your mom is called xxx, your address is xxx, and your college entrance exam score was xxx!

The top: ? Impressive. Did you run a background check on me?

They argue online about everything from the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to the end of the world, and from quantum mechanics to postpartum care for sows. Their online relationship is a daily battlefield, but in real life, they're inseparable roommates.

The bottom wins every battle and starts getting a little carried away. In their latest flame war, he types into the chat: With a personality like yours, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend!

The top: Who says I don't?

The next second, he sends a photo of himself with the bottom.

The bottom: ???

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The top thinks his new roommate is fascinating.

He blushes whenever he sees him and stumbles over every word, but he's still determined to be friends with him. He even cares for him and remembers his parents' names by heart. This is clearly marriage material!

The top falls for him without a second thought. Every day, he chats with the bottom about his budding romantic feelings, but soon realizes that every topic he discusses with the bottom one day becomes the target of some idiot online the next.

The top finally discovers that the bottom is that idiot, and that the reason he always flushed around him was anger.

The top: Hah.

So, after the bottom provokes him once again, the top sends a photo of himself with the bottom.

The top: This is my baby. Pretty, right?

The bottom: ...Pretty.

The top gets to see the bottom turn red again. He looks at the picture over and over, utterly pleased with himself. Having found a new source of amusement, he starts livestreaming their everyday romance to the bottom, who can only watch as the top describes the two of them as madly in love, getting angrier by the minute.

One day, the bottom can't take it anymore: Bro, stop making stuff up. Does he even know about this?

As soon as he sends the message, the top across the room chuckles, gets out of bed, and walks straight over.

“Of course he knows.”

The bottom is stunned, clutching his phone and trembling.

*Blurb under construction, hehe.

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