Shou is a social phobia, very active on the Internet, but turns into a quail when it comes to reality.
One day he exchanged 300 rounds of trolls with netizens online, only to find out the next day that this person was his new roommate. He was so frightened that he couldn't sleep well for several days, but the new roommate didn't even realize that Suo was the person he'd been trolling with online.
I was ecstatic and felt that I had won the victory in advance.
Shou secretly poked and observed Gong, and became friends with him while continuing to provoke him wildly online.
Shou: There are three people in your family. Your father's name is xxx, your mother's name is xxx, your house number is xxx, and your college entrance examination score is xxx!
Attack:? Interesting, you opened my account, right?
They quarreled from the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to the end of the world, and from quantum mechanics to the postpartum care of sows. They were in deep trouble online every day, but in reality, they were inseparable and good roommates.
After winning many battles, he couldn't help but feel a little carried away. During the latest scolding battle, he typed in the chat box: You have such a bad character, no wonder you don't have a girlfriend!
Gong: Who says I don't have it?
The next second, a photo with Shou was sent.
Shou:? ? ?
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Gong finds his new roommate interesting
He blushes when he sees himself and stumbles over his words, but he is still determined to make friends with himself, and he also cares about him so much that he even remembers his parents' names. This is obviously the rhythm of getting married!
Gong naturally fell into it, chatting about his boyish concerns with Shou every day, but soon he discovered that the topic he had just chatted with Shou that day would become the target of some stupid netizen to attack him the next day.
Gong finally realized that Shou was that idiot. Hong Wen was also angry when he saw him before.
Attack: Huh
So after Shou provoked him again, he posted a photo with Shou
Gong: This is my baby, isn't it beautiful?
Shou: ... Beautiful
Gong Chenggong saw Shou Hongwen again, and he was extremely satisfied after watching and watching Shou again. After finding pleasure, he began to live broadcast their love life to Shou every day. Shou watched helplessly as they fell in love with each other in Gong's descriptions, and was so angry that he was half dead every day.
Shou Youtian couldn't bear it anymore: Brother, stop making it up, does he himself know about this?
As soon as the news was sent out, the attack on the bed laughed, got out of bed and walked over.
"Of course I do."
I was so scared that I was shaking while holding my phone.
*The copywriting is under construction hehehe
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