Wen Zhexing was kind and loyal, but died at eighteen after being morally blackmailed. He clutched his newly replaced iPhone 17 Pro without the Max, dying with his eyes open.
After his death, Heaven's Will fished him up and sent him to the cultivation world to help find the source of its depleted spiritual energy and blocked path to ascension.
His soul was stuffed into the phone that had come through with him.
Not only did he have to cultivate from scratch, he was also forced to acknowledge a Tribulation Transcendence powerhouse as his master.
The powerhouse was a sanctimonious hypocrite, a modest gentleman in public, but in truth selfish, cold, and a total scumbag.
On the tenth occasion he was confined, he was ordered to use the clock function to forcibly comprehend the art of time.
Wen Zhexing, whose phone body was about to overheat and explode, cursed, "You senile old bastard! I'll tell the whole world that you killed your master to take his place! You're the one who destroyed the Quiet Forest of Mingjing Temple, stole the top-grade Time Dao Pill from Wangyou Isle, and kidnapped the chief disciple of the Unmoored Boat!"
It happened to be the day of the Yaojing Grand Gathering. He accidentally hit the speaker button, and his furious shouts echoed through the clouds.
The image of Yaojing's leader as the luminous moon above the clouds, carefully cultivated for thousands of years, had collapsed.
Spectators eager for gossip: !
Mingjing Temple/Wangyou Isle/Unmoored Boat: ??!
The hypocrite said, "You're right. I truly don't have long to live, but before that, I'll make sure you die first."
Without mercy, he threw him into a refining furnace.
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Xie Qingshang, Lord of Yaojing and the greatest powerhouse of his age, had his gentle facade exposed before everyone, shocking the world.
Everyone could vaguely guess his motive. Tribulation Transcendence cultivators lived for thirty thousand years, and Xie Qingshang had only three hundred left. Unable to ascend, he could only find a way to extend his life if he wanted to survive.
After dealing with Wen Zhexing, Xie Qingshang went to the place where the secrets of Heaven were divined.
He demanded, "You once said that in the final five hundred years of my lifespan, I would meet my destined Dao companion, who would also bring a turning point in my ascension. Where are they?"
"...It seems they're in the fire."
Xie Qingshang returned to the furnace with a dark expression and pondered.
The next moment, the furnace exploded.
The white brick that called itself a phone floated in the air, gradually taking the shape of a young man.
Almond-shaped eyes, bright and clear, a peerless face, and vivid red robes. His black hair was tied in a ponytail, and round red fruits dangled from his hair and waist.
The young man opened his eyes. The moment he saw Xie Qingshang, they brimmed with tears, shock, and fury.
"You pervert! I'll never forgive you!"
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1. Senile hypocrite top x spirited young phone spirit bottom
2. An age-gap romance on an absolutely epic scale: a thirty-thousand-year-old powerhouse and his eighteen-year-old bride
3. A groveling-for-forgiveness romance. The harsher the top is early on, the more he gets humiliated later
4. The bottom's phone functions unlock gradually as his cultivation improves
5. An even split between plot and romance
6. The advance notice opens on 2026.8.2
7. More to come...
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