The Varia Accountant Is Exhausted Again Today

Varia is an elite and ruthless independent assassination squad affiliated with the Vongola family, with an exceptionally high mission completion rate.

Everyone in the underworld knows that Varia is the Vongola family's sharpest blade. No matter how gentle the Ninth Boss may seem, few people would dare underestimate the Vongola family because of it.

There is no doubt that Varia is powerful, and no one would deny it. But their destructive force is just as formidable.

And as Varia's accountant, Asta Barredo wants to cry every day when he sees the bills they send him.

Those idiots can wreck the enemy's stuff all they want, but can't they be more careful with their own?

Today, Varia's accountant wants to quit again...

But it's only a thought. After all, his hot-tempered boyfriend is here, and so is his silver-haired childhood friend who grew up with him. No matter how much those idiots make his blood pressure soar, after getting angry, the accountant will just keep cleaning up their messes.

P.S.

1. Smiling fox x hot-tempered lion.

2. Mostly slice of life.

3. The writing is amateurish, and the characters may be OOC.

4. If it's not to your taste, click the top-left corner and cut your losses.

5. Paragraph comments are enabled QWQ.

Recommended upcoming story: "Wayne Adopted Son, but a Human Disaster Magnet."

Question: What do you do when you come home for the holidays and find an extra younger brother in the family?

Answer: Of course you welcome him warmly.

When Aster came home for summer vacation, he found that his family had a new younger brother. The new kid didn't seem to have the best temper, but Aster thought he was cute, like a prickly little cat.

Everyone else: ...Whatever makes you happy.

Aster Anderfart was the second adopted son of the Wayne family, an ordinary college student with absolutely nothing to do with the dangerous nighttime activities of the Batfamily. He was so good-natured that it was hard to believe he had grown up in Gotham. He was practically the Batfamily's last shred of conscience, and people often wondered if he belonged in Gotham at all, or in the neighboring city of Metropolis.

Since Aster knew nothing about his family's colorful "nightlife," his family had tacitly agreed never to tell him about the Wayne family's nighttime activities. They thought it was best for him to grow up as an ordinary person.

Aster had an almost unconditional trust and tolerance for his family. He liked and loved every one of them.

Until one day, the Wayne family discovered that their conscience wasn't quite normal either. What were all those strange beings doing there?!

And also... darling, don't you think there's something a little off about your boyfriend?

Does this mean there really isn't anyone truly ordinary in the Wayne family?

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As the Crawling Chaos and the God of a Thousand Faces, Nyarlathotep was always "enthusiastic" about humanity. That "enthusiasm" might include a lot of other things, but that little star was different. Nyarlathotep had noticed it long ago and cast a "gaze" upon it.

Later, things became more and more interesting. More and more beings like Nyarlathotep gathered around that little star.

Nyarlathotep grew increasingly interested in the star, so it approached. Until it lost interest, it was quite happy to offer the star "tenderness."

And when would it lose interest? Who knows? Time meant nothing to the God of a Thousand Faces.

Aster in the eyes of the Wayne family: A gentle, somewhat slow-witted college student.

Aster in the eyes of everyone else: A walking, human-shaped disaster magnet.

P.S.

1. Aster Anderfart x Nyarlathotep.

2. A little Lovecraftian horror, but it won't delve too deeply into the mythos.

3. Some wish fulfillment. The protagonist has a bit of a universal heartthrob vibe.

4. There are original settings. Since most Lovecraftian gods have somewhat horrifying forms, but I'm writing a wish-fulfillment story, it's okay to make them beautiful, right? QWQ

5. This is a beginner's understanding of the mythos. Those who really know Lovecraft may find a lot of things inaccurate, so please don't scrutinize it.

6. Please be kind while reading. Feel free to leave if it's not your thing.

Theme: No matter how exasperating they are, they're still family