What’s a Girl to Do When His Wife Is Everyone’s Crush?

Xie Yunyan's wife is a heartthrob adored by everyone.

His wife is gorgeous and incredibly talented, the perfect idol in everyone's eyes. She attracts countless male fans who fantasize about her and fans who ship her with other people, so he can only watch helplessly as the men make her the object of their fantasies and the shippers pair her with one man after another.

And he, as her one and only official partner, the only boyfriend Yu Yushu acknowledges, has to keep his distance from her. In everyone's eyes, although they're both members of MOSAIC, they're like kings who never cross paths.

Xie Yunyan is furious. Xie Yunyan is jealous. Xie Yunyan is helpless.

Only a small group of CP fans, mocked as people with bizarre tastes for shipping them over the smallest scraps of affection, quietly support the relationship between him and Yu Yushu, a love they can't tell outsiders about.

Xie Yunyan can only record the love story between himself and Yu Yushu under an anonymous account. His lovesick posts attract a huge following of people who envy their relationship, and he becomes a popular blogger.

Until one day, the account is exposed.

At the same time, their relationship is exposed too.

Yu Yushu is confused. Yu Yushu doesn't understand. But Yu Yushu still indulges him.

From then on, the two go from keeping their relationship secret to showing off in front of their fans. They're so lovey-dovey that their fans grit their teeth in envy, wishing they could kick Xie Yunyan out and take his place.

But reality is cruel. No matter how outrageous Xie Yunyan's antics get, including writing fanfiction about the two of them under his anonymous account, funding fan creations, and joining fan groups to lead discussions about every little hint of affection, his audacity is truly something to behold!

Search the whole world over, and you'll probably never find a brother-in-law this brazen.

Even so, countless people are still itching to steal his partner away.

A love essay? I'm so in.

Fanfiction? This is perfect.

As for Xie the dog, he can go die in a hole! Leave us alone so we can look at our wife.

So Xie Yunyan can only protect his wife while secretly warning off his rivals. Just look at how petty he is.

Even with the internet full of gossip about their relationship, Xie Yunyan keeps happily building his life with Yu Yushu.

No matter what people say, he will always be Yu Yushu's one and only boyfriend!

What do you do when your wife is adored by everyone? Protect him, of course, and make sure no ill-intentioned people get close to him! As for acting like a dignified official partner, come on, Xie Yunyan doesn't have that kind of thing in him!

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Basically, it's a world where only the fun-loving bystanders and the protagonists are happy.

There will probably be lots of forum-style chapters. I haven't followed idols for a long time, so please treat any unrealistic parts as the author's silly headcanon. (Bows.JPG)

Content warnings:

1. The author is very into feminizing the bottom. I'll do it whenever I think of it, mostly through fan portrayals, and there might be a little bit of gender policing (?)

2. There will be fantasies about the bottom and insulting remarks about fans, but the top and bottom are endgame and the two will often taunt the fans.

3. I like writing forum-style chapters and never get tired of them, so there will be lots of them.

4. Some people will ship the bottom with a male supporting character, but there is no romance between them. The top isn't the type people tend to ship with others, so hardly anyone pairs him up.

5. There will be some love rival showdowns ().

6. Don't compare this to reality. The protagonists are perfect, so they still have plenty of fans.

7. The bottom is very sweet and delicate. The top teases his wife, then comforts him when he gets upset. They're both equally unwell, and the author is having a great time feminizing the bottom too.

8. A little Mary Sue, a little lacking in logic ().

9. The forum-style chapters often don't move the plot forward. I just like writing them ().

If you're interested, feel free to check out the other stories on my profile too.

Currently serializing at the same time:

The Former Lord Conceives After Taking the Throne

The former lord successfully took the throne, but he once betrayed you. What should you do?

Jiang Ling has only six things to say about this: ...

Faced with his former lord, now the emperor, closing in on him at every turn, Jiang Ling has only two choices:

A. Drop to his knees, cling to his leg, and beg forgiveness over and over.

B. Calmly accept the poisoned wine, then calmly go to his death.

In the end, Jiang Ling resolutely drank the poison. He already knew his life would soon be over, so he might as well die with some dignity.

But when he opened his eyes again, he wasn't in the underworld. He was in a beautifully decorated palace with no weapons anywhere. Then he met the former lord's eyes. They were filled with hatred, with none of the warmth they once held.

Facing his former lord's revenge, Jiang Ling felt guilty. But he was also a little happy, thinking that going along with everything might make things easier for him. Who could have guessed it would only drive the former lord further into madness?

He thought that would be the end of it. But when the former lord learned the truth that Jiang Ling was suffering from a deadly poison, he panicked.

Later, Jiang Ling became pregnant with his former lord's child, and their relationship seemed to return to how it used to be.

Later still, when his former nemesis saw through layer upon layer of disguise and recognized that the person in a veiled hat, gently stroking his belly, was the once powerful and untouchable beauty who had held the court in his grasp, he discovered that Jiang Ling had shed his cold demeanor and become tranquil and gentle.

After taking the baby Jiang Ling had given birth to into his arms, the former lord looked at the child's adorable face and thought his life would finally be good from then on: his beloved by his side and his dear child in his arms. Who could see him and not say he was happy?

Of course, that all depended on him not seeing Jiang Ling's "corpse" with his own eyes.

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Content warnings:

1. It's a melodramatic story, and it really is outrageous.

2. The story is tagged as a heartthrob story, but almost everyone, aside from the top, feels mostly admiration for the bottom, even his former political enemies.

3. Pregnancy and childbirth.

Coming soon: So the Sect's Heartthrob Decides to Break Off the Engagement

Lan Ruo is the son of the Lingyun Sect's leader. As the sect's beloved young heartthrob, no one would ever have expected him to fall for a poor boy who had just joined the sect and had nothing but a pretty face. Even more shocking, the poor boy barely paid him any attention, so the young sect master could only beg and plead with his father to force the poor boy into an engagement with him.

Everyone resented the poor boy for being so ungrateful. They thought he was deliberately playing hard to get, with the aim of making Lan Ruo chase after him relentlessly so he could marry into the Lingyun Sect.

The young sect master was naive and didn't know how treacherous the outside world could be. Naturally, he didn't know that the poor boy was willing to do anything to climb his way into a great sect.

Everyone in the sect hated the poor boy and secretly used petty tricks to push him around, but the young sect master was so domineering that he always protected him. As time passed, everyone gave up on picking on the poor boy and only muttered bitter remarks behind his back.

The poor boy ignored all these attacks and focused on cultivating, turning a blind eye to the young sect master's advances.

When he saw all his kindness go to waste, Lan Ruo finally lost his temper. He threw the returned pastries onto the ground and ran off without looking back. He thought that if the poor boy wouldn't accept his kindness, then he didn't want him either.

That day, Lan Ruo decided to break off the engagement.

But the poor boy panicked.

Gu Shen is a chosen one with a golden finger. He carries a blood feud and should have closed his heart to love, focusing single-mindedly on becoming stronger: forming his Golden Core at seventeen, reaching Divine Transformation at twenty, and ascending to the Dao at twenty-five. But an unexpected complication appeared on his path of cultivation.

The sect's beloved young heartthrob had taken a liking to him and was pursuing him passionately. The young sect master was handsome and kind, so although he brought plenty of trouble along with him, Gu Shen chose to put up with it.

But after noticing the glint of sly amusement in the young sect master's eyes every time he tried to win him over, Gu Shen decided to play hard to get for a while, letting the young sect master fall deeply in love with him before agreeing to his request.

But in the end, he took things too far.

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The chosen one may be stubborn in words, but his actions tell the truth. Whenever he gets something good, he gives some to the young sect master too! He's absolutely not the type to enjoy someone's kindness while putting down his junior fellow disciple!

Theme: Love is restraint.