Kid, Multiplying Like Noodles

Author's Note

* I got so angry after reading an analysis of Naruto from a shipping perspective.

I haven't read the original, and I can't bring myself to read any of it, so please ignore anything that doesn't match the source material, because this isn't the source material.

Same goes for Demon Slayer.

* Ships: Naruto and Sasuke, Hashirama and Madara, Hinata and Kuro, Dazai and Chuuya...

I may not actually write them, but this is the underlying shipping logic of this story. If you dislike these ships or their pairings, please don't read. It'll be better for both of us.

And to those who ship couples, sorry, this isn't a sweet romance. Read with caution, and if you don't like it, please leave.

The protagonist? No romantic pairing for the protagonist. The protagonist raises kids.

Theme: Love is the first and final curse.