You Can't Eat That!

A broke college guy and genius talisman maker, timid 1 x a cheeky, adorable puppy born with a rich man's destiny, 0

Eighteen-year-old college student Lu Xiangchuan runs into a ghost, and not just any ghost, but a "sexy ghost."

Its neck is half broken, it's covered in moss, blood keeps spurting out, and it won't stop trying to pull down his pants.

Terrified out of his mind, Lu Xiangchuan calls his close friend Bai Lingyang, a self-proclaimed fortune-teller, in a panic in the middle of the night, but he can't get through.

Then the ghost pins him down in bed.

Seriously, if you're such an ugly "sexy ghost," why are you trying to feed on people's yang energy? Who could even get it up for you?!

Then one morning, Lu Xiangchuan suddenly sees a news report.

"A wealthy family has been massacred, shocking the whole city! A tycoon worth hundreds of millions and his family of three have met violent deaths!"

Bai Lingyang... is dead?!

Just then, the ugly "sexy ghost" lying on top of Lu Xiangchuan lets out a little whimper at the name Bai Lingyang, then speaks for the first time: "Hubby~"

Lu Xiangchuan's eyes widen. After several moments of hesitation, he holds the sexy ghost's disfigured face in his hands and looks it over.

It really does look a little like that smug, annoying Bai Lingyang.

He presses his lips together, then nobly begins feeding the sexy ghost:

"You sure know how to pick 'em. I'm still a virgin, you know..."

The cute, puppy-like sexy ghost blinks, sticks out its tongue, and licks him once. Golden light instantly radiates from its body.

A handsome man with foxlike looks suddenly appears beside Lu Xiangchuan's bed, a trace of saliva still at the corner of his mouth.

"Tsk, Lu Xiangchuan, do you have premature ejaculation?"

Theme: Working hand in hand to build a happy life.