Upcoming: Ruining the Restricted-Fiction Simp Top (Quick Transmigration). Blurb at the bottom~
In his previous life, Yi Huaili was the mastermind villain behind the male-oriented novel Star Trek. Rumor had it that he was hideously ugly, cruel by nature, uninterested in women, and loved nothing more than removing people's organs with his own hands.
But nobody knew that he actually had the gentle, delicate face of a classic second male lead. Even fewer knew that he was a closeted gay man with repressed desires.
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After dying an absurdly unsatisfying death, Yi Huaili closed his eyes in bitter resentment, only to be mistakenly sent by a newly hired little System to the side of Jiang Mu, the protagonist of Star Trek, where he had to play his best friend.
When he opened his eyes again, he was aboard a spaceship hijacked by space pirates. A blond boy in tattered clothes, with even his thighs exposed, said he would take him out.
Yi Huaili smiled faintly. "Sure. Why don't you let me kill you once, too?"
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Best-Buddy System: "Host! The male lead is trapped in an alley and has been drugged with an aphrodisiac. Hurry and take the female lead to save him! Once you've earned enough points, you can come back to life!"
Yi Huaili smiled faintly. "Maybe there's an even better way."
The male lead still had to be rescued. Yi Huaili left his nice room and went out, then turned around, put on a mask, and climbed in through the window to ravish the overpowered male lead.
Watching the usually composed, handsome man he'd brought to tears, his beautiful face flushed and his clothes in disarray, Yi Huaili felt a shiver of pleasure run through his scalp.
He had no idea being with the overpowered male lead could feel this good!
Looking at the completed mission displayed before it, the Best-Buddy System felt its entire worldview shatter.
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Jiang Mu had been an utterly ordinary research student on Earth. One day, he transmigrated into the interstellar world as an undocumented resident of a slum. He rose from collecting scrap to enrolling in the top military academy on the capital planet, where he met his best friend, Yi Huaili.
His best friend was rich, generous, gentle, and virtuous. If he were a woman, Jiang Mu would marry him right away!
One day, while Jiang Mu was working at a bar, a rich second-generation heir who had never liked him slipped him an aphrodisiac.
Dazed, he saw his best friend come to save him.
He spent the entire night in a vivid, erotic dream. The next morning, Jiang Mu opened his eyes to find his best friend standing in the doorway, whistling at him. "Jiang, you and your sister-in-law got pretty wild last night, huh? Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk."
Jiang Mu's head was pounding, his whole body ached, and when he sat up, something leaked out.
Worse still, the moment he opened his terminal, he found explicit photos of himself in his inbox.
"Did you enjoy last night?"
[Bonus scene]
During the day, Yi Huaili dutifully fussed over the overpowered male lead, bringing him tea and water, showering him with money, and playing the role of his best friend.
At night, he put on a mask and went to tease him.
"Does it feel good?"
Jiang Mu's eyes were red as he struggled frantically. "Ngh... Let go of me!"
"Shh, keep your voice down. You don't want your best friend to hear you, do you?"
Written on 2025.11.25
Blurb for Ruining the Restricted-Fiction Simp Top (Quick Transmigration)
Every restricted-fiction story has a simp top who is devoted to the scum bottom.
When the scum bottom wants to date, the simp top acts like his older brother and buys them condoms.
When the scum bottom wants to break up, the simp top crosses the Pacific to bring back his pregnant lover.
When the scum bottom cheats, the simp top pretends to be asleep beside him, acting as if he can't hear a thing even when it's happening right in front of him...
Cen Shuxue was a veteran psychologist who had worked in the field for years. People called him "loved by everyone, flowers blooming wherever he went." With his silver tongue, he could bring the dead back to life and heal the dying, or infuriate someone to death without breaking a sweat. He died at thirty, killed by a patient who attacked him.
In a dark space, a cute little snow lotus said to the recently deceased Cen Shuxue, "Your mission is to play a passerby in restricted-fiction stories and win the simp top's love with your true love, so he'll fall for you!"
"If I make them fall in love with me, I can come back to life?" Cen Shuxue curved his lips, his eyes brimming with confidence. There was no one he couldn't win over.
World One: Poor but brilliant diamond-in-the-rough college top × domineering CEO, the real young master, and his hapless older brother, the bottom
The passerby is a golden boy who rose from a remote mountain village. He's classmates with the original story's bottom. At a drinking party, the drunken Gu Xinting mistakes him for the original bottom. After a night of passion, Gu Xinting, furious with embarrassment, sends him to Siberia to grow potatoes.
The moment Cen Shuxue entered the world, Gu Xinting's burning lips had already pressed against his. The man had just finished buying condoms for his younger brother and was heartbroken, nuzzling Cen Shuxue's neck like a puppy.
Cen Shuxue had just started to push him away when a rush of heat swept through him. By the time he opened his eyes again, the domineering CEO was sprawled beneath him, covered in marks.
"System, he's not going to bury me in Siberia to grow potatoes, is he...?"
To his surprise, after waking up, the domineering CEO Gu Xinting not only didn't send him to Siberia, but even kept him as a lover.
Later, the hapless older brother was pinned to the bed, a hand pressing down on his belly as he made broken sounds. A voice as cold as snow said, "Tingting, squeeze tight, or I'll have to punish you."
World Two: Substitute-marriage general top × powerful emperor bottom
In this life, the passerby is the original bottom's older brother. For the sake of his family, he takes his brother's place in a political marriage abroad, only to be cut down by the furious simp top on his wedding night.
The original bottom is a Mary Sue, fought over by emperors from ten kingdoms. The simp top is the emperor of Qin, who repays a single meal by forcing the original bottom to become his. He even allows the official male lead to sneak in and steal him, and eventually gives him the entire kingdom.
When Cen Shuxue arrives, the veil has just been lifted, and Gu Xinting's eyes are bloodshot. He is about to chop him down on the spot.
Learning from his mistakes, Cen Shuxue is afraid of being drugged again, so he takes off running and casually puts someone to sleep along the way. But the simp top suddenly gives in to his animal urges and mounts him.
Cen Shuxue: "...Can't we have a pure beginning for once?!"
Later, the powerful emperor is pinned to the Dragon Throne and thoroughly ravished, crying that he can't take any more. Cen Shuxue raises an eyebrow and smiles. "Still not enough? Your Majesty, you're quite greedy."
Theme: Even barren soil can bloom with brilliant flowers
No [cracked] Why did you lock it?
Congratulations on finishing Spreading Flowers, looking forward to the next book~
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