I Ruined the Restricted-Story Yandere Top (Quick Transmigration)

Every erotic novel has a devoted attack who is hopelessly in love with a scummy shou.

When the scummy shou wants to date, they act as his older brother and buy condoms for him;

when he wants to break up, they cross the Pacific to bring back the pregnant lover;

when he wants to cheat, they pretend to be a sleeping husband, acting as if they can't hear a thing even when it's happening right in front of them...

Cen Shuxue was a veteran psychologist with years of experience. People called him "the one who makes everyone love him and every flower bloom." With his tongue, he could bring the dead back to life and put the living in their graves. He died at the age of thirty, killed by a disgruntled patient.

In a dark space, a cute little snow lotus spoke to Cen Shuxue, who had only just died. "Your mission is to play a passing character in erotic novels and win over the devoted attack with your true love, making him fall for you!"

"If I make them fall for me, I can come back to life?" Cen Shuxue curled his lips, his eyes full of carefree confidence. He had never failed to win over someone he wanted.

World One: Poor but brilliant diamond-studded college student attack x domineering CEO, the real young master and his hapless older brother shou

The passing character was a brilliant man who had risen from a remote mountain village. He was a classmate of the original shou. At a drinking party, the drunk Gu Xinting mistook him for the original shou. After a night of passion, Gu Xinting, furious with embarrassment, sent him to Siberia to grow potatoes.

When Cen Shuxue entered the world, Gu Xinting's burning lips were already pressing against him. The man had just delivered condoms to his younger brother and was heartbroken, rubbing his nose against Cen Shuxue's neck like a puppy.

Cen Shuxue had just tried to push him away when a wave of heat swept through him. When he opened his eyes again, the domineering CEO was lying beneath him, covered in marks.

"System, he isn't going to bury me in Siberia and make me grow potatoes, is he...?"

To his surprise, the awakened CEO, Gu Xinting, not only didn't send him to Siberia, but even kept him as a lover.

Later, the hapless older brother was pinned to the bed, his belly held down as he let out broken moans. A voice, cool as snow, rang out. "Tingting, squeeze tighter, or I'll have to punish you."

World Two: General in a proxy marriage attack x powerful emperor shou

In this life, the passing character was the original shou's biological older brother. For the sake of his family, he married into a foreign country in his younger sibling's place, only to be cut down by the devoted attack on his wedding night.

The original shou had a protagonist's charm and was fought over by the emperors of ten countries. The devoted attack was the emperor of Qin. Out of gratitude for a meal, he tried to claim the original shou by force, even turning a blind eye when the original shou's true love came to steal him away. In the end, he even handed over his country to his rival.

When Cen Shuxue arrived, the wedding veil had just been lifted, and Gu Xinting's eyes were bloodshot. He was about to cut Cen Shuxue down on the spot.

Having learned his lesson, Cen Shuxue feared being drugged again and ran for it. He even cast a sleep spell on the way, but the devoted attack suddenly gave in to his animal instincts and mounted him.

Cen Shuxue: "...Can't I get a pure beginning for once?!"

Later, the powerful emperor was pinned to the dragon throne, made to do all sorts of things, and cried that he couldn't take any more. Cen Shuxue raised an eyebrow and smiled. "Still not enough? Your Majesty, you really are greedy."

Blurb written on May 2, 2026

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