A Straight Guy Stumbles into a Game About Winning Over Celestial Dragons

****Writing isn't easy. Please support the official release.**** Upcoming novel The Grindset Dragon-Pride Protagonist Gets Pinned Too, please add it to your favorites! [Chaotic mischief-loving straight-guy bottom × love-addled Celestial Dragon tops] Luo Xiyan transmigrates into a game and uses his special ability to become a bounty hunter. Just as he's hitting his stride, the System suddenly activates: [Welcome to the Celestial Dragon Romance Game! Raise your target's affection to the maximum to request a true-love kiss. Once you receive a true-love kiss, you clear the game. Please do your best to win over the Celestial Dragons ^_^] Luo Xiyan, who's been killing his way through the game: This is a romance game? Why didn't you say so earlier? Let's see who the targets are... They're all men? You expect a straight guy like me to win them over? No way! He openly provokes Hunter No. 1, and the fans who worship No. 1 flood the forums with abuse. There are two princes in the royal family. He breaks into the palace, earning the stern elder brother's intense hatred, and repeatedly hits the younger brother where it hurts, trying to provoke him. That's not all. He plays pranks on the duke's recently adult second son, and steals and sells paintings by a famous, revered interstellar artist... Luo Xiyan: I just happened to do everything that would make the Celestial Dragons uncomfortable. He barrels down the road to his own doom, but the System starts frantically announcing that their affection is rising: Hunter No. 1 publicly confesses his love for him on the forums, leaving his fans devastated. The two princes, who were once as close as brothers, turn against each other. The stern, impartial elder brother makes an exception to show him favoritism, while the mercurial younger brother cautiously sheaths his claws and tries to please him. The duke's second son obediently calls him “big brother” and lays bare his dark thoughts. The famous interstellar artist paints his first portrait of Luo Xiyan and begs him to be his nude model forever. Their affection grows like wild grass, and Luo Xiyan, the desperate straight guy: I can't stop them! I really can't stop them! * After finally gathering the nerve to get a true-love kiss, Luo Xiyan discovers the game hasn't ended. Furious, he drags out the System and demands an explanation. The System looks at his nearly maxed-out romance progress, then at the tangled mess of the characters' relationships, and finally at his bruised, swollen lips, covered in a jumble of bite marks in different shapes. System: ... This is a one-on-one romance game! You only have to clear one route for the happy ending. Who told you to turn the relationship chart into such a mess? Luo Xiyan, on the verge of collapse: I seriously didn't do anything. How was I supposed to know their affection would keep going up? Note: 1. Everyone is a virgin, and the story centers on the protagonist. All the Celestial Dragon tops available to romance are completely obsessed with the bottom. 2. A substantial amount of plot. 3. Interstellar setting. Nobody is a good person. The bottom treats it like a game, so readers with high moral expectations of the protagonist should take care. Please add my upcoming novel to your favorites: The Grindset Dragon-Pride Protagonist Gets Pinned Too [Black-bellied, career-focused beauty bottom × love-addled top with the intelligence of a potato] After transmigrating, Gu Nanzhi binds himself to a Dragon-Pride System, only to discover that something has gone wrong: there's another Dragon-Pride Protagonist in this world, named Lu Xian. He cultivates by day and by night, focused on defeating his rival. Knowing your enemy is the key to winning every battle, Gu Nanzhi sends his System to investigate Lu Xian. It turns out the other guy plays all day and all night, living off the talent his System gave him. It's simply absurd. Most absurd of all, after meeting at the Immortal Sect Tournament, Lu Xian seems to have been set off by something and starts frantically competing with him for secret realms and spirit weapons! Gu Nanzhi hates him so much that his teeth ache, and angrily sends him a formal challenge. * After sending the challenge, Gu Nanzhi keeps having the same kind of dream. The setting changes, from the study to the bedroom to the hot springs, and even to the proving grounds... but the person in the dream is always Lu Xian. By day, he and Lu Xian are at each other's throats. In his dreams, Lu Xian holds him in his lap and kisses him, whispering soft reassurances again and again, as if it will never end. When he wakes, the two of them are still at odds. To escape the dreams, Gu Nanzhi frantically searches for a cultivation partner. * After binding himself to a Dragon-Pride System, Lu Xian thought he would be able to lie flat for the rest of his life. He never expected one person to make him get up and down like crazy. He keeps contriving to run into Gu Nanzhi, and finally the other man invites him to Mount Chetian... for a duel to the death. Lu Xian's Dao heart shatters, and he makes the System develop a little program that lets him simulate meeting Gu Nanzhi in his dreams. But the gentler Gu Nanzhi is in the dream, the fiercer he is in real life. The harder Lu Xian cries in his dream, the more it hurts when Gu Nanzhi hits him in reality. Just as he's complaining that the AI's character settings are out of character and getting ready to uninstall the program, an invitation suddenly arrives... It's an invitation to Gu Nanzhi's wedding to his chosen cultivation partner. A record of Lu Xian's conversations with the System: #How to lie flat for life# #Does he like me if he stabs me with a red face?# #Can a cultivation grindset champion dream of a laid-back sword cultivator?# #How do I report the System for making random little programs?# #How do I make my wife love me forever?# Note: 1. One-on-one, both virgins, mutual love, and they're fully committed to each other. Both the top and the bottom are modern people who transmigrated. The bottom is the strongest, as befits a grindset champion. 2. The bottom is somewhat of a heartthrob, with descriptions that emphasize his appeal. Side characters will have one-sided crushes on him. He chooses a cultivation partner with no romantic feelings because he wants to get stronger. 3. The top has the intelligence of a fully grown potato. He's intermittently clever when dealing with rivals and is very good at keeping them at bay. 4. This is a brainless wish-fulfillment story. Both characters have the same System setup, but their Systems have different personalities. Theme: No matter what, love life