Report Me Again and Your Idol Will Live in the Gutter Forever [The King's Avatar]

Sen Can's side gig is trolling. Her favorite thing is to tune in to the Glory matches promptly every Saturday night and heckle from the sidelines: “Retire already, you useless scrub!” over here, “XX is washed up, who stole the fresh meat powder?” over there. On ordinary days, she's either getting told to go touch grass or having her ancestors for eighteen generations insulted. The flesh she grows could turn into the Cthulhu Mythos. In theory, under that kind of pressure, an ordinary person would crack or develop an extreme mental state, perhaps be diagnosed with depression, bipolar disorder, anxiety, or some other psychological illness, or else grasp the true meaning of shipping men together. But Sen Can feels perfectly fine, because the immense pressure at work has long since given her a healthy mindset. That brings us to Sen Can's main job. She's a Glory planner, specifically a gameplay balance planner. Yes, she's the one players blame for favoring the Gunner, Mage, and their loyal fans, for setting stats with her feet, and for loving those two big shots with all her heart. She's the balance planner who managed to create the Nine Cursed Classes and stats for those two big shots. The one flamed for hundreds of thousands of posts by players of the Nine Cursed Classes, yet still stubbornly refuses to change. That's why she still won't show her face in Glory's promotional videos and only appears using a synthesized voice. Sen Can's assessment of her two identities is that her ancestors can fly around in the sky every day, helping Chinese aviation take a giant leap forward while advancing feng shui by a hundred thousand steps, and even making it possible to study perpetual motion. What she means is: report her account again, and she'll make sure your favorite lives in the sewers for the rest of their life. - Come admire this beautiful little Can Thanks to my friend for helping color her. Kiss kiss kiss з It's normal that she looks young, because even in S6 she was only twenty. This story is completely unhinged. You can probably tell what state my mind is in from the blurb. I really wanted to write something shameless, but I couldn't let go of my troll, so I decided to combine the two. The timeline starts after S6. Some parts of the blurb won't appear until later. Maybe she won't go pro? The protagonist has very low morals and is a pure troublemaker. She was originally sent in as a connected hire to pad her resume, but she loved having life-and-death authority as a planner so much that she got way too into the job. Third-person perspective, with some OOC. Best enjoyed by fellow troublemakers (pay attention to this part). Theme: Love yourself