A Help Post from an Earthling in an ABO World

(The first arc is finished. Feel free to bookmark this story. I'll start posting once it has enough bookmarks.)

All the people of Earth transmigrate into an ABO world. To help each other survive, they set up a secret forum called "Desperate Earthlings."

Entry requirement: Answer 100 challenging questions on genetics.

But things don't stay peaceful for long. The question bank gets leaked, and ABO natives flood the forum.

Seeing the bizarre help requests filling the screen, the natives think the Earthlings are doing some brand-new kind of absurdist humor. They start calling themselves Earthlings too, swarm the comment sections, and troll everyone.

Arc One: What department should I go to for a broken canine tooth?

OP: [Help] I'm a kept, sugar-baby Alpha, and my sugar daddy's rut is coming up. But my right canine is broken, so I can't release pheromones. Does that count as sexual dysfunction? Should I go to dentistry or the gland department? Waiting for a reply. It's kind of urgent.

1L: It does. Get Earthling citizenship and you'll just be a one-balled man.

2L: If I see another Earthling-O romance, I'll stab my own ears deaf!

3L: Why would the person above stab their own ears deaf?

4L: Palace Jade Liquid Wine,

5L: ?

6L: @Admin, why has another native troll snuck in? Kick them out, quick!

Clingy sugar-baby Earthling Alpha x powerful CEO Omega with pheromone issues

Arc Two: An Alpha asks for advice on pursuing an Earthling

OP: [Help] I'm an Alpha, and I have a crush on an Earthling. I want to ask you about Earth customs. How can I make him like me? He seems to hate me.

1L: No, seriously, it's one thing to mess around online, but why are you taking this seriously?

2L: If I see another Alpha-Earthling romance, I'll stab my own ears deaf! @Admin, get in here and do your job! Kick out OP and 1L!

Sharp-instinct, mentally ill native Alpha x beautiful Earthling nurse (transmigrated)

Arc Three: The college entrance exam is coming up, but my rut is about to start.

OP: [Help] I'm a senior in high school, and the college entrance exam is almost here. But it looks like my rut is going to coincide with it. What should I do?

1L: Chinese-style education wins. We transmigrate to another world and still have to take the college entrance exam.

2L: Apply for an isolated exam room, or take medicine to delay it. You can't let a little rut get in the way of the exam.

3L: (Sighs) It's rare to see the comment section this harmonious.

1235L: OP, think carefully! Are you really going to college just for your blond boyfriend?!

Love-struck genius Omega x blond-haired, struggling student Alpha

Arc Four: Equal pay for equal work, ABO!

OP: [Rant] I transmigrated as a Beta. Back in school, the Alpha and Omega members of my group project would skip out during their ruts and heats. Now I'm a corporate drone, watching Alphas and Omegas get time off for their cycles, and I'm crying with envy. I'm on the front lines of gender equality, fighting for Beta rights.

1L: That's the spirit! Finally, a positive post! We Earthlings aren't cowards!

2L: Betas are just inferior, average in every way. Alphas and Omegas can get more done in less time. Can you? Stop obsessing over their time off.

3L: That whole gender-equality spiel is way too heavy-handed. Another troll. @Admin

1557L: OP, why are you taking sides? Did you really get together with your top Alpha boss?

Strategic top Alpha boss x very timid Earthling

Content warnings:

1. Forum format. orz

2. Each arc is one couple. There are four worlds so far, and I'll add more if I get ideas. orz

3. The forum has been invaded by ABO natives, so watch out for fakes. If you spot a native, tag @Admin to get them kicked out and keep the comment section peaceful. orz

4. I'll add more content warnings if I think of any. orz

Theme: The ABO world is too dangerous!