My Roommate's Secret Is Even Bigger Than Mine

Unfiltered, wild-mouthed bottom × utterly sincere top

A goofy, sweet little story

Xia Zhi is a fake princess of the Xia Kingdom whose true identity must stay secret. He looks soft and cute, but he’s actually a man.

At eighteen, he goes to university, catches feelings for his roommate, and is convinced he’s straight.

Only after they start dating does he realize he’s in trouble. If his roommate likes him, that must mean his roommate is a lesbian!

Xia Zhi clings to his secret identity, nervous and on edge, terrified that his roommate will discover he’s a man.

He thinks his own secret is huge, but never imagines his roommate’s secret is even bigger!

Zhang Mo has no choice but to dress as a woman. If he revealed his secret, he’d probably scare his roommate. But he can’t stop wanting to get closer to him.

After they start dating, Zhang Mo is even more afraid to let his roommate learn the truth. His roommate is a lesbian, after all, and he’s a man!

Zhang Mo even gets more and more nervous whenever the beautiful elf girl in their class spends too much time with his roommate.

Then one day, they both have their secret identities exposed, and finally realize that theirs is a pure-love story. So there’s no problem after all.

Little skit 1:

Xia Zhi: I have something to confess. I have a secret.

Zhang Mo’s gaze slowly travels downward: Are you intersex?

Xia Zhi bristles: What do you mean, intersex? I mean I’m a man! A man!

Little skit 2:

Xia Zhi: Let me see your feet!

Zhang Mo: (Lifts his long skirt) Go ahead.

Xia Zhi: Aaaah! (///>.<///)

Xia Zhi: (Unable to resist, he not only looked but counted them too) Don’t octopuses have eight legs? How come you only have six?

Zhang Mo: (Raises his two hands) The other two are here.

Additional blurb:

Xia Zhi has perfect theory scores but is hopeless in practice, and doesn’t want to take the university entrance exams.

The Emperor: You don’t want to take the exam? Fine, then go marry into another country.

Xia Zhi: Marry into another country, my foot! I’m a straight man. How could I marry those sorry excuses for men?!

Xia Zhi immediately backs down, grabs his exam admission ticket, and heads for the test.

The Capital’s University of Word Spirit’s useless Class Seven welcomes five new students:

A 36-year-old dwarf who can’t read.

A 118-year-old elf with dyslexia.

A 119-year-old dragon with what might be bipolar disorder.

The teachers: Foreign students from other races, nothing unusual. Who are the other two?

Xia Zhi: 18, human woman, perfect written exam score, one pity point in practicals.

Zhang Mo: 18, human woman, fourth from the bottom on the written exam, second from the bottom in practicals.

The teachers: ??? How did these two get in?

About the story:

A Western fantasy setting on another continent, but with a modern campus. The Xia Kingdom has been transformed by transmigrators.

There is no magic, but there are word spirits. Gifted people can summon a word-spirit pen and write with it. If the writing is judged successful, it can be used to attack.

Both the top and bottom are men, and each has a reason he has to dress as a woman.

Happy ending, both leads are devoted only to each other.

If you don’t want to wait for the ongoing story, try my completed healing story about raising a child, My Poor Little Friend Was Raised by His Childhood Friend.

Coming soon

My Furry Companion Can’t Stop Cuddling the Villain

Yang Xuyi has a secret: pain feels good.

But it’s an illness, so he has to hide it from everyone. He pretends to be normal, avoids getting hurt, and is always cautious.

Then one day, the plant he’d kept on his balcony for three years suddenly ran away. Yang Xuyi instinctively grabbed it, and passed out from the pain (pleasure).

When he woke up, he’d been kidnapped by an idiotic AI calling itself the [Furry Companion System]. The System insisted that he was dead and had to complete missions and collect points to come back to life.

“It’s easy,” the System said, thumping its chest. “Act like a cute pet, find an owner, collect affection points, and enjoy being a useless little thing!”

Yang Xuyi believed it. Then he realized he was in trouble.

World One: Entertainment industry. He becomes a minor celebrity, and the mirror clearly shows a perfectly ordinary human. The System pulls up a fanfic called Wolf-Type Top × Bunny-Type Bottom: The Film Emperor’s Secret Lover.

Yang Xuyi: …I’m the bunny?

World Two: Business intrigue. He’s the pet kept by a villainous tycoon.

Yang Xuyi: A pet?

System: That’s right! It can sing and gets kept in a cage. So cute.

World Three: Court intrigue. He’s the fake emperor about to be overthrown.

Yang Xuyi: An emperor counts as a cute pet?

System: The civet cat that got switched for the crown prince! Totally counts.

World Four: Fairy tale. He’s the evil dragon who kidnapped the princess.

Yang Xuyi: Isn’t this pet a little too big?

System: An evil dragon roars, “Rawr!” Right?

World Five: Western fantasy. He’s a succubus planning to seduce the protagonist’s group.

Yang Xuyi: How is a succubus a cute pet?

System: It has ears and a tail. Exactly!

World Six: Interstellar. He’s the mermaid wife abused day and night by a tyrant.

Yang Xuyi: I admit mermaids can be pets, but this world has plenty of mermaids. Why did I have to be the one who gets abused?

System: But the tyrant is your husband!

Yang Xuyi: Oh, right. My husband is the villain.

World Seven: ABO campus. He’s a Beta about to present as an Omega and become the whole class’s adored favorite.

Yang Xuyi: …Let’s see how you explain this one.

System: The class favorite! It has “favorite” in the name. How does that not count?

Yang Xuyi is on the verge of a breakdown: Is this System illiterate? I want to cuddle with my husband!

Sen Ze is a sentient, demonic vine tree and an experienced villain actor in the quick transmigration bureau. Three years ago, he was badly injured and stranded in a small world. He shrank into a potted plant, hid on a human’s balcony, and was cared for by a young boy for three whole years.

The day he ran away, he accidentally killed his caretaker. His body is poisonous, and anything that touches him dies in agony.

Fortunately, the villain System he carries around has his partner, the Furry Companion System. He can only make the Furry Companion System bind itself to the human boy, then figure out how to bring him back to life later.

Reading guide: More worlds to come.

Main couple: Cold-faced, soft-hearted plant villain top × obedient, well-behaved, pain-loving cute-pet bottom

Side couple: Intelligent AI villain System × idiotic AI cute-pet System

The top is a plant and is a villain in every world. The bottom isn’t necessarily a cute pet in each world, but he’s always adorable.

Both leads are devoted only to each other, happy ending.

Theme: Everyone has something they’re good for.