One Thousand and One Ways for a Dragon to Kill a Hero

[I am the hero.]

[No, you're a tyrant! I swear!]

[Then I'm a tyrant hero.]

[No, at best you're an evil dragon tyrant! I swear again!]

[I will uphold justice.]

[You yourself are the very embodiment of injustice! I swear on my life!]

[Swear on your life?]

[Yeah!]

[All right, then you can go die.]

[You're the one who should die, you evil dragon tyrant who destroys justice!]

[You're overstepping your bounds as a subordinate. Do you want me to bite your neck off?]

[May the Hero live for a thousand years and rule the world!]

[Hm-ha, I'm off to uphold justice.]

[Have a good one, Hero~]

[I'll let you keep your life for now.]