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[Famous chatterbox cosplayer, little ray of sunshine x slow-to-catch-on ice-cold game streamer]
[Marriage Before Love | Contract Marriage | Secret Identity Revealed | Bickering Rivals]
Yin Nuo is a fashion designer who absolutely loves cosplay. Her daily, non-negotiable tasks are thinking about who to cosplay, what outfits to design, and... when she'll finally reach King rank.
One day, Yin Nuo looked at her to-do list and wondered why a new task had appeared: get married.
Yin Nuo: Get married? Me?
Seriously, what century is this? Her grandmother was still arranging a business marriage for her.
Yin Nuo declared, "Not a chance."
That is, until she saw a photo of the other person. As a sucker for good looks, she accepted her fiancé in just one second.
A week later, Yin Nuo was married. Her groom looked perfect, and the photo hadn't been misleading. But... were they really kissing the first time they met?
Xian Siheng had never dated anyone. He had no interest in business and loved games, but a game he designed on a whim in college became a huge hit, so he ended up in business after all.
He had decided he would never get married, but then his scumbag father died and set up a trust: Xian Siheng had to marry to inherit the estate.
Xian Siheng: "Who wants that lousy inheritance?"
The moment he said it, his mother whacked him with a feather duster. "If you don't take it, you want to give it to his illegitimate child?"
Under pressure, Xian Siheng got married. He could always divorce after three years.
His bride was just a student, so she should be easy to deal with. Xian Siheng quickly drew up a contract, and before long, she had signed and returned it.
But... why was his cousin begging his wife to take a commission?
Xian Siheng: "What's a commission?"
His cousin: "She cosplays my favorite character, then we go on a date."
"..."
Xian Siheng: "Get a grip. She's my wife, your sister-in-law. Are you trying to wreck this family?"
A month after they got married, Xian Siheng suddenly realized that the mid-laner on his gaming team was his contract wife. Not only had she added him first, she had also sent him a request to establish an in-game relationship.
In the game, the mid-laner with the username "My First Husband Has ED" called him "Jungle King, big bro" at every turn.
"Big bro, the enemy jungler keeps ganking me."
"Big bro, I really want the enemy's blue buff."
"Big bro, can I get the pentakill?"
Xian Siheng listened to the familiar yet strangely different voice in his headset and gave a cold laugh.
"Wife, does this count as cheating?"
"Whether I'm no good in bed, shouldn't you try me out before you decide?"
Bonus scene:
A year after Xian Siheng and "My First Husband Has ED" became in-game partners, they earned the level-52 couple badge.
One day, the two were invited to attend a gaming tournament.
Yin Nuo kept getting distracted by Xian Siheng sitting in the jungle position.
The host teased her, asking if she had a crush on him.
Then the two entered the game, and the audience saw their dazzling level-52 couple badge. The crowd went wild.
Audience: "I knew it! Why else would this guy insist on winning the mid-laner skin three months ago? His wife had cosplayed that character, so he wanted to win it for her!"
Blurb to be finalized: 20260702
Theme: Don't get too obsessed with games
