Isn't the Master Just My Wife?

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[Hot-tempered, soft-hearted blockhead woman x Tsundere, puppy-like, jealous man]

Lian Jue is a blind-box fanatic. Her luck is so good that she draws the only hidden edition in the world. She plans to ride the sudden attention to instant fame, but the blind box comes to life and turns into the tsundere, jealous Wu Zheyan.

She has to become a mom against her will at a young age, with no labor pains, but she still has to feed him, house him, and keep him happy. Her roommates envy Lian Jue because her "boyfriend" is so handsome. Only Lian Jue knows how she feels. Heh, so exhausting!

At first, Lian Jue thinks Wu Zheyan is easy to take care of. He's tsundere, but manageable, like a puppy. She can just raise him like a kid.

But as she keeps raising him, things start to feel off...

Wait, what is with holding hands whenever we disagree?

Um (๑°⌓°๑), how did we end up hugging again?

Hey, hey, hey, why are you even "stealing" my first kiss!

Later, she learns that the blind box needs to recharge to maintain its human form. The more intimate the contact with its owner, the better the effect.

Touching, hugging, kissing... And if that still doesn't work, then they can try something more intimate...

The tsundere puppy Wu Zheyan says with complete confidence, "My owner is my wife. I was born with a wife."

But Lian Jue says, "??? You're my kid!"

Wu Zheyan: "Who has ever kissed a kid?!"

Bonus scene:

Lian Jue: What man is this? Throw him away.

Wu Zheyan: o(╥﹏╥)o

Lian Jue: ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━ Wait a second!

Lian Jue: I can't let this man tie me down any longer!

Wu Zheyan: ╥﹏╥

[What should I do if my owner doesn't like me?]

[What kind of pet do humans like?]

[What should I do if my owner wants to leave me?]

[Can humans develop feelings for their pets?]

Lian Jue: (￣□￣;) Um... wait a second.

A Tsundere Puppy-Raising Diary

1. He cries so easily!

2. His fashion sense is awful!

3. He has to hold hands for five minutes before he can get out of bed.

4. He's really good at pouting and pleading. I can't let him get his way too easily, or the puppy will push his luck!

5. He's a total foodie!

6. He does have a little conscience.

7. His body temperature drops when he's unhappy!

8. This is hilarious, he's scared of ghosts!

9. Someone is way too good at making people angry! So annoying!

10. He's pretty good at begging for forgiveness.

11. He puts a lot of thought into the gifts he gives people!

12. If he doesn't get enough physical contact, he gets smaller!

13. He can actually transfer human pain and illness to himself.

14. Someone is always trying to act tough!

15. I raised this puppy! So he's mine!

--- Preview of my next novel ---

Talkative little ray of sunshine x cool, aloof iceberg

One month after getting married, Xian Siheng suddenly realizes that the mid laner on his gaming team is his contract wife. Not only did she send him a friend request, she also applied to form an intimate relationship with him in the game.

In the game, the mid laner, whose username is "My First Husband Has No Stamina," keeps calling him "jungler big brother."

"Big brother, the enemy jungler keeps ganking me."

"Big brother, I really want the enemy's blue buff."

"Big brother, can I get the pentakill?"

Hearing the familiar yet strangely different voice in his headset, Xian Siheng gives a cold laugh.

"Wife, does this count as cheating?"

"Whether I've got no stamina or not, don't you think you need to try me first?"

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Theme: The world can't do without puppies, and puppies can't do without their owners.