[We finished destroying the world next door! Now I'm going to destroy this one!]
He Zhun is a "specialist responsible for reviewing and confirming the necessary conditions for world destruction."
In short, an "apocalypse specialist."
His job is to find people with strong spiritual sensitivity whose desire to destroy the world reaches the heavens, then ask them:
Why do you want to destroy the world?
Could you stop thinking about destroying the world all the time?
"I can't even find a job. What meaning does a world like this have? Let it be destroyed!"
He Zhun: Sure. I'll generate a high-paying job for you right away, with five kinds of insurance and a housing fund, two days off a week, annual leave, a caring workplace, and leave whenever you need it. Go to work. Now.
"My parents died in a car accident, and I'm all alone. Is there any point in living in a world like this? Destroy it!"
He Zhun: Sure. I've searched the parallel timelines. In branch ΦnΦ, you can save your parents and have your whole family together again. Click confirm and I'll send you there.
"Don't you think this world is unfair? Some people are born into privilege, while others are born to toil. The poor are trapped at the bottom of society forever, hurting and resenting one another. Losing together is better than letting one side win. Only by destroying this unequal world completely can we build a better future."
He Zhun: Sure. Now you can redistribute the wealth of the rich. The more they hoard, the more you get. Go on, save the poor you want to save and do the good things you want to do. Use the rich people's money to erase every inequality and injustice. Once your wish comes true, remember to give me a good review, oh savior.
He Zhun's efficiency is second to none, with a 100% satisfaction rating on follow-up surveys.
Everyone lives happily ever after and hopes this world will last forever instead of being destroyed.
Except for one holdout.
Rich and thoughtful.
With a loving family and a comfortable life.
And yet this person never gives up on destroying the world. Every time a mission is about to expire, it gets flagged red. It's him again.
He Zhun is out of ideas.
He asks outright, "Hey, you're such an outstanding person. Why not enjoy life and build a future instead of constantly wanting to destroy the world? If nothing else, try dating! Once you're in love, you'll think the world is wonderful and want to save it!"
The holdout's resolve softens a little.
"If it were with you, I'd consider it."
He Zhun: ?
He can be a turtle in a wishing well, but he won't sell his body while performing tricks.
He Zhun: This person's determination to destroy the world is unwavering, and they have a wide range of methods. After extensive deliberation, we are unable to change their mind. We hereby issue our official response: The destruction of the world is approved. I've forwarded the paperwork to you. Just approve it.
The boss: ???
Specialist? Specialist, do something!
Theme: Right now, I don't want anything else. I just want to destroy the world.